What's your country's most useless ally?

What's your country's most useless ally?

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unironically America

I'd say America, but it has been unironically our enemy for 200 years.

ditto

USA

we don't have any allies

Slovakia ~

Americans pretend they are our allies, to then pretend we are threat so that's why they shit on us.

America

Probably one if the shitty EU countries

USA obviously... you guys do nothing but starting conflics everywhere in the world and then cry when we aren't helping enough... really a plague to the entire world

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t. country whose entire economy is dependent on its close proximity to the U.S.

It's not Canada's fault that the US are the largest consumers in the entire planet by fucking far.

None that I can think of. If anything, I would imagine we fill that role for several other countries, like Norway, Germany, France, Finland, Estonia.

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True.

all you do is drag us into wars and complain.

we need a northern wall.

Considering that we consider ourselves neutral I'd say we don't have any actual allies, just friendly countries.

USA

Kärnten ofcourse... and Wien.... and Salzburg.... and Tirol..... and Niederösterreich.... and Oberösterreich..... and Vorarlberg....... and Burgenland....

God I we austrians hate other austrians so much. Styria is besto btw

TAKE IT DOWN

>we need a northern wall.

Fucking this. We need to be prepared for the inevitable collapse of the US. That border needs to be fortified, because when the shit hits the fan there will be millions of Am*ricans trying to come here, and they will be bringing their Am*rican problems with them.

Based

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