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Which is easier, čeština vs slovenščina?

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Do you mean Slovencina, user?

Czeszczyzna for me

Id go with Slovenian, since Slovenia is almost as progressive as we are.

Well I guess it depends on which languages you know beforehand.
If it's slovak, both might be as easy, although slovaks may very well have been confronted with czech language.
If its serbian, well I guess it's slovene.

Both have their difficulties, I guess for me the řřřřř is what put me off czech language, and as for slovene, the three grammatical numbers + the three grammatical genders + the six grammatical cases make humongous combinations to learn.

Hellooo

It's me

For me its czech

Cлoвeншчинa

i already know slovakian just by knowing croatian
so, slovakian

>slovakian
So czech or slovene ?

I understand barely any Czech but I've understood Slovene since I was a little kid

For a Ruskie? I don't know, you'd know better.

In truth, the Urals Germans of Russia should have no problems understanding Windish.

do you understand Slovenian?

My German literature teacher at uni was sooo dumb that he said ‘slovekia’ I had no idea which of them he tried to say

written yes
spoken not really

How many words do you understand from this

Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno ruko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.
U moj drušnə so usə jagrə u far; skəp ga pjemo usək dan pu šihtə. Skəp pupjemo več šnopsa, kokr ga u ceumo let u petəh občinah nardejo. Duma mam tri puše, ut tga dve šnelfajərce pa eno pušo z rešpetinəm. Z enmo šusəm uhkə frderbam tri vepre naenkat, auslezvam t jəh pa tuko hit, de tut za pumežikənt nimaš cajt. Ti se kər devej kunštnga, sam de se nauš krvau useknu, pruklet baštart.
Čep ti vedu, s kerga se kle norca devaš, nep tukole guvoru. Tis gutov tak pauliha, de hodəš u gmajno srobret rauhat; jest grem skor usək dan pu južnə u gmajno žagat tuko det puvem de səm že dost takəh pankrtov stumbou, k so pu moj host vandral.

i understand everything, but i know the english original so it's a bad example

i remember when a slovenian user posted that poem about the Kacinajg Hill, it took me 20 minutes to decypher it

It's not a direct copy of the Navy seal pasta so it's surprising.
I'd post more but all I have is Kajkavian pastas.

Balkanpeak writing looks to me like slav text that was ran 10 times through autism simulator and just gives me headache. I think distance between balkan and west slav languages is the greatest you can get in slav. Even russian is quite intelligible if you can read cyrilic

ok, i thought it was, so i didn't go further than the first sentence. i'll give you a more detailed analisys

Russkie devki takie kurvy, pizdec prosto. Nu počemu nam ne dostalis' normalnyje devuški?

Slovene is actually supposed to be right in-between West and South Slavic languages because the first wave of migration came from Moravia and there was a dialect continuum until the Hungarians cut us off, at which point there was more connection to the south Slavs.
Also, the pasta is in a pretty strong Upper Carniolan dialect, there's barely any similarity to standard Slovene.

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I read one line of your text and my brain just gave up. All slavs can communicate in spoken language tho

You really think that text would be any easier if spoken? And to be honest, I've listened to some examples of Czech where I didn't understand anything beyond a few disconnected words.

Kuga - i learned on Jow Forums that it means "what"
s mә reku - si mi rekao - completely understandable
glih kәr - upravo sada - right now?
ti kurba mәjhna - kurba instead of kurva is an archaic word, still used in some phrases, mәjhna is really deformed, i don't know would i have guessed it without context
Jest tә - da ti - let me?
puvem, - say, i know because of kajkavian
de sәm zvežban - da sam izvježban - completely understandable
holcar - no idea
pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, - if i wasn't clear enough? (i'm not sure)
k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. - somethin something collect potatoes, and i have 300 crates of them?
Drva znam cepәt z eno ruko, - drva znam cijepati s jednom rukom - completely understandable
traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. - you do something with the tractor, and go(furati) somewhere
Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. - i'm gonna hit you so hard that youll get blown from buhin and back, (believe me?)
K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. - you are sharpening your axe and tying a rope? while writing this?
Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. - completely understandable
Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, - i piss on your families graveyards?
ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. - something about trees and flowers.
Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. -you are nothin compared to me?
Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. something something, all the animals die, dog piss, something
Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. i know where you live and where you hide your house keys
Merkejse, k bom zj hmau pršu. - i have no idea
Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš. i will do *something* as easy as the praying the lord's prayer

btw, what the hell does "pa" mean??