Dutch or German

Which one should I learn?

Dutch pros:
>dutch girls are qt3.14
>apparently easier for english speakers
>they have pannenkoeken
Dutch cons:
>country is smaller
>fewer speakers outside of netherlands/flanders
>everyone there speaks perfect english anyways

German pros:
>far more speakers and uses (german, austria, switzerland)
>i'd like to visit the alps in the future
>deutchland uber alles
German cons:
>apparently twice as difficult (according to FSI)
>girls aren't as qt3.14

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German is literally 10x more useful, 10x more people you can speak with, and 10x more literature you can read.

You're on Jow Forums, you are autistic.
German is the language of Order and Orders.
You don't have a choice.

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None, learn a latin language instead

German, dutch is useless

Netherlands full and Germany is full.

I'd learn german first for it is more complex. If you were serious about dutch. Picking it up after you're proficient in german should be a breeze.

No reason to learn Dutch, a relatively tiny amount of people speak it. Dutch people also woudn't like to talk to yanks so go homu.

Ment to tag you, OP

>fear

this. start with a language that's like ~10% glottal stops, then move to the language that is 110%.

> glottal stops
You wot?