Which one should I learn?
Dutch pros:
>dutch girls are qt3.14
>apparently easier for english speakers
>they have pannenkoeken
Dutch cons:
>country is smaller
>fewer speakers outside of netherlands/flanders
>everyone there speaks perfect english anyways
German pros:
>far more speakers and uses (german, austria, switzerland)
>i'd like to visit the alps in the future
>deutchland uber alles
German cons:
>apparently twice as difficult (according to FSI)
>girls aren't as qt3.14
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German is literally 10x more useful, 10x more people you can speak with, and 10x more literature you can read.
You're on Jow Forums, you are autistic.
German is the language of Order and Orders.
You don't have a choice.
None, learn a latin language instead
German, dutch is useless
Netherlands full and Germany is full.
I'd learn german first for it is more complex. If you were serious about dutch. Picking it up after you're proficient in german should be a breeze.
No reason to learn Dutch, a relatively tiny amount of people speak it. Dutch people also woudn't like to talk to yanks so go homu.
Ment to tag you, OP
>fear
this. start with a language that's like ~10% glottal stops, then move to the language that is 110%.
> glottal stops
You wot?
You can learn them both and be fluent in around this time next year.
Spanish because it’s far more useful and beautiful and you could speak with the Mexican chicas.
maybe i used the wrong word. the thing that makes it sound like dutch speakers are dying
>woah, now I can talk to a billion poor people
For what purpose?
It's called a G.
this lmfao
This
Saw some Americans tasting supermarket food in the street two days ago.
I live suburban, it was a first for me.
Don't come here.
>None, learn a latin language instead
Mais j'ai deja appris le francais
I just want a qt3.14 dutch gf. Are bavarian girls as good?
Dutch (Nederlands) is (is) literally (letterlijk) 40% English (Engels) and (en) 60% German (Duits). With (Met) the (de) same (evenveel (even amount)) overlap (overlap) in (in) French (Franse) loan (leen) words (woorden), except (behalve) pronounced (uitgesproken (outspoken) correctly (correct). And (En) in (in) a (een (an)) different (andere (other)) word (woord) order (volgorde (follow order)).
No, stay the fuck out of the Netherlands, yank.
Both discusting
germans are subhumans learn german they get triggered extremely easily espeically in their own tongue
Belgians are abandoning Dutch for French because Dutch and German are the ugliest languages in the world.
For example, 1 hundred years’ ago Brussel was a 95% Dutch speaking city, today it is a 95% French speaking city.
Many former Dutch speaking cities in Flemish Brabant are today majoritary francophones too, at this rythme, Brabant will be exclusively francophone before 2040.
Anvers and Brugge have also more and more French speaking people.
Why /nederaad/ so rude when I visited amsterdam this summer the dutch girls I met were very nice to me
>is it because the dutch men are scared we takin your white wimmenz
There are a lot more Dutch speakers in Belgium than French speakers.
Brussels is getting flooded by French speaking Africans. But they stick to France/French speaking Belgium.
Thats also why we dont have terror attacks while Paris and Brussels do.
Pretty much.
In Dutch culture its the norm to be opinionated. People without their own opinion are considered dumb. This has created lots of loud mouths with traits that are especially useful online.
But Dutch people are always friendly and helpful irl, but still opinionated.
I don't see the point of learning Dutch unless you want to settle here.
It's because Dutch people are polite. We still hate you yankoids, though.
Girls as good looking as this one are ultra rare over here since our women often look quite masculine. A Dutch partner is a good idea if you want to ensure your son has a strong jaw.
Darf ich hier "Neger" sagen?
Plus what might be an insult to a native English speaker might be meaningless to a non-native English speaker. Words dont carry the same emotional load.
It is done by Indonesian law students (some laws are still not translated) as well as history students in South-Africa.
German is probably harder but once you learn it learning Dutch is pretty easy. If you're a native english speaker learning Dutch is very easy I think
That's what I originally thought until I visited amsterdam (and even utrecht) where everyone looks like theyre a model. And even outside of the touristy areas
I visited Chicago and was appaled by the enormous amount of fat hambeasts. Drive over the wrong road, a certain bridge in particular, and it is like the gorilla cage in Artis zoo over there.
Coming from a place like that of course everyone here is going to look good.
Say what you will about the arabs, but in Italy they like to dress good always. It would improve things a lot over here imo.
I'm not him, but I went to law school. And there I saw the hottest girls in my life. It was like entering the playboy mansion.
Es ist absolut in Ordnung, wenn man ohne Erfrischungsgetränke onaniert.
if you know English and German, you can also understand some Dutch. If you want to learn German, you can continue with Dutch afterwards (I wouldn't recommend it though, as it'd fuck up your German, since you're obviously trying to learn on your own, which already is super hard and difficult). Good luck
I was surprised because I originally did not intend to go to nederlands, and thought I would see the most qt's in france. And while there were lots of french qt's, the average in nederlands is just much hotter
>Amsterdam and Utrecht
Funny that you mention these. Amsterdam is known for the absurd amounts of hot women since almost every spoiled blonde in this country moved there. Our fashion and media industry is mainly based there. All the ultra-hot girls in my highschool who did some amateur modelling now live in Amsterdam.
Utrecht is a student city and a bit like a mini Amsterdam. Because the university offers nothing but sociology and intersectional feminism the city has a big female majority.
You're basically saying 'I have been to NYC and the USA has the hottest women in the world'. It's not representative.
Learn German
Go to based Germany, OP, they're based as fuck and redpilled too.
There is only attractive women in Amsterdam, Utrecht, Nijmegen and Groningen. Anywhere else in this country you can only find monsters.
Dutch women are fucking cattle and all the hot ones only congregate in the cities mentioned above.
lol, the Netherlands is a thousand times more redpilled than Germany.
The three biggest parties are all right wing.
The biggest left wing party are the democrats (the labour party died. RIP).
Damn, so is that the real reason people were telling me to skip rotterdam and den haag?
>amsterdam
>utrecht
>nijmegen
>ghroinghen
So all the cities with a universitat?
Rotterdam was bombed in WW2 and rebuild with modernistic architecture.
So it stands out from all other Dutch cities. Which is why Dutch people mock Rotterdam.
Plus the Rotterdam harbor has turned the locals into low class harbormen. And it has lots of blacks. So it doesn't have the best reputation. But funnily enough Rotterdam is the center of the right wing in the Netherlands (besides the suburbs and rural areas).
Well, I tried. RIP Netherlands
>Skip Rotterdam and The Hague
Well they probably didn't want you to discover the real unpolished Netherlands.
Rotterdam and The Hague just lack some of the flair of Amsterdam. Rotterdam for obvious reasons, and the Hague since it's a weird place. Utrecht on the other hand is more like a mini Amsterdam. They also have worse demographics.
>cities with a university
pretty much. It's actually so bad that our cities with a technical university have a gigantic surplus of men, while cities with a humanities university have a surplus of women.
When I was done with highschool within the first month all the hot girls from my class moved to one of those cities, while the uglies probably still live with their parents. It's sad but it's how things work around here.
Rotterdam is good if you want to see no Dutch people. 80% of that city has more foreigners than Dutch. Literally.
Shitty city though.
I liked Rotterdam, felt like going into a different modern world. Though the amounts of non-whites wasn’t funny anymore.
The left image shows the biggest party in each area.
The right image the second biggest party.
Right wing:
VVD (corporate lobby), PVV (anti-Islam), CDA (center right christians).
Left wing:
D66 (democrats), SP (socialist party), GL (GreenLeft), CU (left wing christians)
Jesus:
SGP (radical right wing christians that want to ban women from politics and let us be ruled by the bible)
Lmao it was the VVD and CDA that turned this country into the non-white mess it is today.
>Dutch pros:
>>dutch girls are qt3.14
>learning a language for some disposable thots
That doesn't sound like a good reason to pursue Dutch at all. Go with German.
Please don't be black
It must be. Dutch women won't even talk to non-blacks.
Does the netherlands have a turk problem like Germany does?
half indo with dyed hair who sucks jew dick isn't anti islam though jews are in bed with islamists and he keeps gulping on jew sperm
>turk problem
We have immigrants so bad that they make Turks look like functional members of society in comparison, and I'm not joking.
Dutch people generally don't care much about Turks, except when they show their Turkishness.
We're more obsessed with Moroccans. Note Moroccans are like 2,4% of the population. Which is comparable to our amount of Turkish people. And comparable to our Surinamese people.
not OP but
>mfw i'm asian
do dutch girls like the B.A.C.?
He literally wants to ban the Islam. Or reduce it to the size of a Donald Duck, in his own words, to get rid of the fascist parts.
What do the Dutch think of Romanians? Did you fall for the gypsy meme like everyone else?
Are you implying we have Romanians that aren't gypsies?
>Did you fall for the gypsy meme like everyone else?
yes and in general anything from east of Germany has a bad name over here.
My grandfather would always talk about karpatenkoppen (people from Carpathian mountains) which were the filthiest people on the planet according to him. He meant Balkanoids.
We have two types of east european migrants:
Poles:
hard workers, drunken drivers, car thieves, burglars
And Bulgarians/Romanians:
Thieves, burglars
Video that gives proper insights into Dutch society
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he travels to israel more times than a muslim bends over to mecca
he is a mutt who dyes his hair yellow and calls himself dutch while sucking jew dick
you are going to have hard time if the only people who fights against islamism is a jew sucking mutt with dyed hair and inferiority complex
the only reason that guy gets votes is because you dont have a decent man
even if that guy gets 100% votes and is in power he won't be able to do anything. a mischling wimp with inferiority complex has no chance against KARA BOĞAs
the moment he is elected he is probably gonna listen to his own personal rabbi and turn on dutch population instead lol
FvD is your best bet
reggards
>North Holland thinks its the Netherlands again
I had hoped you wouldn't associate us with them. Gypsies belong in India.
Your grandfather sounds based as fuck, but that's disappointing.
My counselor is Romanian. She and her sister are feisty. And obsessed with looks while having commieblock teeff. The homeless guy down the block is Romanian. Walks with a massive limp, sells The Homeless Gazette. Bums a cig from time to time, insists on giving one back on occassion.
No I do not fall for the gypsiememe, but the rest is not great either.
We just have really bad stereotypes about Eastern-Euros stemming from the 90s when they first managed to get here.
I have a similar predicament except choosing between Norwegian or German
We hate most of our immigrants as much as you do because they give our country a bad name.
Moroccans are actually 2,2% of the people. And caused 100% of the rise of the right lol.
They completely dominate our biggest cities though. They live really clustered in just a few areas. You won't even find them in smaller towns in the east or north, unlike Turks.
german
most dutch understand german as well.
Learn german and move to one of those areas where americans make up the majority of the immigrant population
pro trip for americans: Vereinigte Staaten = united states
im going where the most germans are to take the women
based
>democrats
Meanwhile they abolished the referendum like the DDR.
Willen we meer of minder?