How do i get a portuguese gf?

I'm moving to viana do castelo in october

Why? Why come to this country?

I like the ocean

how do we meme her into getting BLACKED?

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Literally every waiter in the Algarve speaks English. You can't get that job if you don't, your pronunciation is probably absolutely awful.

They're already black. I don't think portuguese women like black men, they prefer other europeans

we don't, you fucking faggot
>portuguese are black
you are thinking of cape verdeans and huezilians

>He doesn't know she already got GYPSY'D

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I was going to say that OP should cross the border if he wants to discover what terrible english fluency is. Portugal might not be the level of Benelux or Scandinavia, but it punches well above its weight.

When you are in Portugal, then speak Portuguese.

RIP

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