How do i get a portuguese gf?

how do i get a portuguese gf?

the portuguese-americans here have been ruined by american culture

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so far I have seen about 3 attractive females and one of them was mullata. Really the only attractive girls here are those slightly obese teens with big cowtits that haven’t sagged yet

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>here

lel

You realize that with new EU roaming laws I have Dutch IP on mobile internet?

Then where are you? you should visit vilamoura these days.

Are you retarded? Ever been to any of the beaches. This coming from an American.

I'd like to get a nice one too. Too bad they don't exist here either. And they won't even go after an American like me anymore.

South of Porto near Espinho
I go to the beach daily

>And they won't even go after an American like me anymore.

Yes we generally as a people don´t like mutts or non europeans.

American again. Try actually visiting tourist attractions. A lot of pretty girls typically visit historical sites here. There's also a music festival here in the North that you can go to.

>South of Porto near Espinho

You have to go to south portugal (algarve).

Except I'm fully Portuguese you fucking retard. I was born in America but I was raised speaking a nossa lingua. Vai-te fudere fio da puta.

Might as well go to Spain then desu. I love it here and I like the Atlantic. But there really aren’t many cute girls.
Of course Algarve is full of them.

No you don't. Pretty women are everywhere. You just have to know where to find them. I've seen hundreds at the river near my house.

>Try actually visiting tourist attractions.
I went to Porto and it was overcrowded and bothersome. Tomorrow I visit Braga and hope it will be less crowded

Dude, I went to Santa Luzia in Viana do Castelo, and when I finished climbing the cathedral, I started talking to these 2 college girls (only one was pretty) and they were showing a danish guy around.

I am with my boomer parents nobody is going to talk to me.
Also 90% of Portuguese walk away when you speak English since they literally cannot speak a word of it and are too embarassed to try. They had to bring in a girl from the kitchen because I ordered something in English from their own English menu.

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The older people don't speak English. Most young people do. Also, keep in mind that you ARE in their country, so knowing some basic phrases wouldn't hurt. But it's still not necessary.

I am a very considerate person and can do the ‘obrigado’ and such.
But I am just flabbergasted by how poor the level of English is, when even young people sometimes fail at speaking a word of it.

I don’t even ask for directions. Just for stuff from their own menu like coffee or water which always turns into a mess

just order anything with chourico

literally can't go wrong

>cafe
>agua
how is that hard???

>sit down with father
>”two coffee and two aqua please”
>brings me a coffee and gives my father water
Who was in the wrong here? The guy was in his 20s btw

It's also a hard language for them to learn. They have a lot of trouble pronouncing certain words, and the opposite is true as well. The only people who I've found to speak almost perfect Portuguese are Chinese people. Everyone else just can't mimic our pronunciations.

>But I am just flabbergasted by how poor the level of English is

Imagine then how it is in the rest of europe.

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The big parties happen in algarve, these days, porto or lisbon lose by a marge margin

*large margin

>dois cafes e duas aguas por favor

or even just basic will be understood by most
>dos cafes e dos aguas por favor

The way you say it is insulting. You're already assuming they don't speak good English. Just say an actual English phrase, and say it slowly. "We would like 2 coffees, and 2 waters."
If they don't understand, then say "dois cafes, and dois aguas". Your accent can be Spanish and they'll still understand you.

Of course I put the ‘I would like’ etc there but it only confuses some people. The more you talk the harder it gets.
Like I said I am a considerate person, it was just really odd to find people who cannot speak the most basic English. Also a nice guy actually helped us with some simple Portuguese orders like dos aquas etc.
Yeah we figured that out by now too.
My parents asked me to find a nice place for them to go and then asked me to come along hence we went here. The region seemed (and is) very nice and they cannot stand the real med heath so having the cool Atlantic breeze helps a lot.
I mean it really is beautiful here and everyone is very nice despite communication being an issue

I'm moving to viana do castelo in october

Why? Why come to this country?

I like the ocean

how do we meme her into getting BLACKED?

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Literally every waiter in the Algarve speaks English. You can't get that job if you don't, your pronunciation is probably absolutely awful.

They're already black. I don't think portuguese women like black men, they prefer other europeans

we don't, you fucking faggot
>portuguese are black
you are thinking of cape verdeans and huezilians

>He doesn't know she already got GYPSY'D

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I was going to say that OP should cross the border if he wants to discover what terrible english fluency is. Portugal might not be the level of Benelux or Scandinavia, but it punches well above its weight.

When you are in Portugal, then speak Portuguese.

RIP

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