Move to America, the land of freedom

This is the ideal neighbourhood. You may not like it, but this is what the meaning of life looks like.

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This is why you plant fruit trees and low-key berry bushes in the front so it doesn't look so obvious.

>inb4 HOA rules against trees and bushes in your front yard

who the fuck came up with the idea of a lawn anyway
it looks like shit, fucking faggots

These are some terrible explanations

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true, too bad it's only the size of a tissue though

i live in the country. so i have no idea. if you're so curious then look it up yourself, faggot.

This shit only happens in retarded preppy suburbs where everyone's biggest problem is the starbucks being too crowded

whats the point of having a garden f you cant grow tomatoes potatoes and chickens?

Is there a lot of vermin in your garden?

It would certainly be an upgrade for me.

>everyone has to cultivate a massive green lawn as the norm

I wish this aspect of Anglo culture would just fucking die already.

where are all the trees?

Self regulations gone wrong, but that's how it is. A shame some of them are restrictive

>whats the point of having a garden f you cant grow tomatoes potatoes and chickens?
>garden
>chickens
You only grow plants in a garden, chickens go in a coop.

You can't keep chickens locked inside

>You can't keep chickens locked inside
People usually have a large fenced off (5 sides because of birds of pretty) area outside of the co-op where they can walk around and do whatever but it's not part of a garden.

>Letting your chickens out
Whoa calm down with the hippie stuff

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Having crops in your front yard is hideous and you're asking for someone to spit on it. If you're smart you make your garden in the backyard with much more space.

>>Homeowners' Association
Don't live in one
I don't know of any in my area
Where the fuck are all the HOA's you tards keep talking about?

This is the white people version of a favela.

Such a scam.

>Why do Americans allow this to happen?

If you're dumb enough to find and live in an HOA you get what you deserve.

*cough*
youtube.com/watch?v=QzExUc-2vfU

>but it's not part of a garden
Where else would you set your chickens up?

this, there are no HOAs in my town

youtu.be/6ew97jJgAnw

my mom is an american and is moving back there for her retirement (florida) and she was ecstatic that her HOA was only going to be charging her 50 dollars a month for "maintenance and landscaping"
fucking yanks man

I assume that garden is specifically the part where you grow plant.
In your back yard you have a garden, and next to it a coop

>50 dollars a month for "maintenance and landscaping"
if that includes raking, mowing, and branch and stick cleanup, that's a good deal

>innocent plants
YEAH FINE 'EM

>specifically the part where you grow plant
That would be the vegetable or flower patch

Of course it fucking doesn't when a HOA says landscaping they mean the part out front that has the sign for whatever the housing complex is called, not your personal property.

That makes no sense

>tell them you don't have any goats, so you don't need any grass

Based and redpilled.

So I need to pay someone $50 for something I can do myself?

I live in a HOA and its honestly pretty comfy. A lot of the neighbourhoods without them, have unkept lawns, and messy yards, and it looks ghetto, and shitty.

yeah i think they'll get some beaners to mow her lawn, don't know how often though

Perhaps in England yeah. Americans call their vegetable patch "garden" afaik

ask the leaf, it sounds like it

I mow once a week, if they do it all month for 50, good deal

It's the same way how when a HOA says maintenance they mean plowing the roads and re-paving every so often and that's it. If something in your house breaks the HOA ain't gonna do jack shit.

nah, the yanks live in the house

Boomerpost

looks like you were wrong, look up

in suburbs you fukin mong

they'd have to mow at least every ten days, and in florida that would suck balls

t. zoomer

it all looks this way because of the HOA. there is a reason some fucker hasn't made his house purple in that picture

I've lived in suburbs, I've built houses in suburbs, I know of ZERO hoa's

What's the deal with Americans and their compulsion to mow grass? It grows back anyway. Raking leaves is equally futile, if you just leave them on the ground, they break down and fertilize the earth below.

>only way to avoid HOAs is to live next to rednecks that stack junkyard cars in their front yards

what state, it's common here in arizona. every suburb is in an HOA.

Because unkempt lawns look like shit, and leaves all over your lawn, make it look shitty and brown

very wrong, but a very Jow Forums post

We have that shit too but it's the municipality

This guy in a suburb had to repaint and it became a big news story

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Americans inherited their lawntism from the Brits. No idea what purpose half acre lawns are meant to serve though.

> every suburb is in an HOA.
What?
I've built houses in Michigan, Wisconsin, Indian, and Minnesota.
I'm not sure if you guys are fucking with me or not, these HOA's sound like shit, but yet you think everybody lives in one.
Why would they?
I can't even find one.

Insects and rodents thrive in long grass

>Because unkempt lawns look like shit
OH NO IT'S NOT MANICURED LIKE A LIFELESS FUCKING FOOTBALL FIELD, THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS FUCKING RUUIIIINED

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it's same here just under the HOA. they do it so the property value of the house/location is fucked up by the neighbors.

Such is life in America. You have to choose which shitty situation you prefer.

>nature thriving is somehow a bad thing
IF YOU'RE NOT PAYING RENT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

ONLY HUMANS ALLOWED IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

Looks like commieblocks hood

This would unironically bring down the value down of every house on the block by $50K

This coming from a continent that genocided all its wildlife

Oh no, not the INSECTS

>HOA
Do any Americans ITT live in one?

Your picture is cherry picked hard. Most people who don't look after their lawns, have yards that look super shady. Something that is properly landscaped like your pic is fine. Its like the difference between a well trimmed beard, and some teenage peach fuzz

yes

We're starting to realize our mistakes. You fucks don't seem to show any signs of insight though. OH WHY NOT DESTROY SOME NATURE, WE HAVE SO MUCH OF IT LEFT, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

Explain HOA's to me. We have condo associations here which behave this way, but I have never heard of an actual homeowner having to put up with this nonsense.

why?
I have never heard one thing good about any

favela is happy not depressing

>according to Canadians this looks like shit
ridiculous

????????!! you mean like two crickets and maybe a dormouse? The horror

That looks lovely. Feels like home

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>why?
It's not like I want to. I live in a suburb.
>I have never heard one thing good about any
Exactly they're trash. The only other option is redneckville, motor home, apartment, or rural

It's the exact same thing. You know those weird artifical suburbs in the desert with nothing surrounding them? That's basically how HOAs work, they'll develop a tract of land then build houses on it that are part of the HOA.

>but I have never heard of an actual homeowner having to put up with this nonsense.
I've heard about it on the internet, and the internet only
Apparently they really exist in some places

Land of the free seniores

All this crap coming from a fucking leaf.

You realize there are literally no private property rights in Canada, right?

there are out here in the southwest like i said

Something like this.
Note the grass isn't considered a garden but like the frencam said this typically would be near it.

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>It's not like I want to. I live in a suburb
This makes no sense to me, I've never seen a suburb that was part of one, still think you tards are fucking with me.
My suburb is not in one, my moms isn't, nobody I know lives in one, this is just fucking weird.

Yeah it's not like insects or rodents can transmit diseases, right? After all, if it doesn't happen in Europe, it doesn't happen anywhere.

>if i haven't seen it, it doesn't exist!
tard. i'm fucking telling you they exist and are actually a thing. get a fucking plane ticket and come to arizona and go to any suburb. it's 99% under HOA.

I know they exist, fucktard, I just don't believe they are common.

Y'all can say whatever you want but this looks comfy

To The Wonder tier.

Post World War 2 kikes, starting with Levit-town and other mass manufacture suburbs.

It was part of the collectivization program that happened here in America, it just happened slightly slower and let people profit off of it. The sane thing to do after the Dust bowl would have been to seize ALL the farmland in the Mid West more than ten miles from a navigable river, replant all the praire grass and declare the entire thing open range and have our cattle live off of it.

But the kikes didn't want White Americans to have or retain, en masse, the knowledge to feed themselves. They wanted mass centralization, of all food items. They got it.

they are. fucking google it

>favela
>happy
Doing crack in a run down slum with no education or job opportunites isn't happiness you dumb nigger monkey.

What happens if you just ignore them?