Move to America, the land of freedom

This is the ideal neighbourhood. You may not like it, but this is what the meaning of life looks like.

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This is why you plant fruit trees and low-key berry bushes in the front so it doesn't look so obvious.

>inb4 HOA rules against trees and bushes in your front yard

who the fuck came up with the idea of a lawn anyway
it looks like shit, fucking faggots

These are some terrible explanations

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true, too bad it's only the size of a tissue though

i live in the country. so i have no idea. if you're so curious then look it up yourself, faggot.

This shit only happens in retarded preppy suburbs where everyone's biggest problem is the starbucks being too crowded

whats the point of having a garden f you cant grow tomatoes potatoes and chickens?

Is there a lot of vermin in your garden?

It would certainly be an upgrade for me.