No history
No history
Matthew Reed
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Lincoln Hill
en.wikipedia.org
go home william
Kayden Harris
That's not possible
Jonathan Johnson
G O L D R U S H
Jordan Taylor
>mfw when I thought about those poor fuckers when I was setting up my GPU mining rig last year
Noah Ward
Canadian history goes a little something like this:
>french and english have a few squabbles over territory
>english eventually kick the french out of north america
>people spend 400 years trapping and selling beavers
>eventually find gold out west in the 1800s.
>nothing much has happened here since the turn of the 20th century.
Tbh i like being from a country where nothing really happens and our nation was built off beaver fur. Its quiet and comfy.
Hunter Hughes
>Canadian history begins after colonization
Luis Robinson
You can't have history without writing, sweetie.
Joseph Perez
You forgot the part where it was mainly populated by the king sucking traitors of the American Revolution.
Cooper Butler
ORAL HISTORIES ARE HISTORY
Noah Fisher
lol traitors.
Who was it that General Washington swore an oath of loyalty to as an officer of the British Army again?
Ayden Murphy
Yeah man, about half my ancestory came from the usa to canada after the revolution. And im really thankful for that. Fuck your republic god save the king
Easton Cooper
>I meant to hit the phone!
Anthony Sullivan
K bud tell me what the fuck the natives did thats worth learning? Beat eachother with sticks and eat berries?
Jaxon Myers
>b-b-but muh Benedict Arnold
Jason Thompson
canada is a bad country imho desu senpai
Cooper Gonzalez
Actually it's a good one. Our border even works.
Ryder Murphy
oooooooooooooga booooga were da hand sanitizers at
Chase Reyes
Yes, don't ever come to canada.
Dylan Bennett
>Work in mining camp
>Wh*te drillers from Manitoba drink all the hand sanitizer
Now we have to use the non alcoholic stuff.
Angel Anderson
my great uncle lives in nova scotia but we cut all ties because he's a filthy hippie socialist who refused to die in vietnam
Luis Mitchell
why "specific people" use Japanese proxie when disparaging other countries?
Robert Lewis
>Wanting to fight in a war that the U.S lost
He was a smart man to evade getting sent to a retarded jungle only to get shot by a 5'1 VC.
Luke Anderson
>flabby canadian poofboy won't sacrifice his life for an unjust war his country is waging
Luis Long
there is some history but very short ,
no influence country , no deserves G7
Ryder Reyes
Leaf brothers and anybody who generally gives a crap,
I recommend you this book.
Dominic Perez
I think our education system killed like 75% of people's interest in history by going on and on from grades 3- about dumb shit the natives did.
I literally do not give a shit about some tribe's worshiping system and how they used up all the buffalo. This does not need to be taught for 6 months
Luis Brown
This.
Part of me wonders if it's all a plot to get people more receptive to the multicultural narrative. I really couldn't have cared less about our history up until I started reading a little about it.
Jordan Cook
This, history was legit all about the Natives until Secondary 4th here and they barely spoke of the French and Engl*sh empires
I don't even know why Toronto is our largest city and not some random forest, but hey I know that the Atikamekws were nomadic and that the Mohawks were sedentary that I know my dear
Caleb Moore
>sedentary
semi-sedentary you literal fucking retard
Julian Adams
>we're getting a federal holiday to remember residential schools
>the day before it in school will be all about how horribly learning english was
Mason Nguyen
Meh
Alexander Rodriguez
thank god I was in AZN school learning how we yellows were making impressive civilizations while wh*Toids were living in Caves and picking berries and shit.
Adam Baker
歴史がない
Ryan Turner
>So, what differentiates Canada from America?
>"Well, um, we have a leaf on our flag and poutine..."
Chase Bailey
>no influence country
Unlike Japans, whose amazing global influence is creating mentally ill white kids that watch childrens cartoons into their 40s.
Asher Hernandez
At least the obsessed yank put on a proxy this time.
Ethan Richardson
we wuz brits and french then brits and canadien then Canadian brits then just Canadian and sheit
t. phd in Canadian History
Caleb Sanders
kek
Sebastian Jones
Dude you are right
John Ross
ya but japans cool and canadia is basically san francisco but with milk that comes in bags
Wyatt Morgan
I learned most of history I know from heritage minutes
Juan Campbell
>english eventually kick the french out of north america
Nope
Ryder Walker
Well I woke up this mornin hung over and wrecked. Looked in the mail found a government check. Went to the store with the check in my hand. Gonna buy a big blue aerosol can!
Lysol! Lysol rap!
Gets you hammered and it tastes like crap! Lysol! Only costs five bucks-Kills your brain cells and fucks you up
Well I got into my car and I went downtown Bought some Lysol and drank it all down. Got fucked up and my head was buzzin' Gonna go home and fuck my cousin
Lysol! Lysol rap!
Gets you hammered and it tastes like crap! Lysol! Only costs five bucks-Kills your brain cells and fucks you up
Well I got my check and now she thinks I'm rich-So she asked me for money so I punched the bitch-Looked at me and she said your passionate-And I said the liquor store, yer passin it
Lysol! Lysol rap!
Gets you hammered and it tastes like crap! Lysol! Only costs five bucks-Kills your brain cells and fucks you up
Now I'm fucked up and I'm gonna go home. Stick my head in the toilet and puke black foam. Tomorrow mornin about half past ten. Gonna go and do the Lysol Rap again!