No history

lol traitors.
Who was it that General Washington swore an oath of loyalty to as an officer of the British Army again?

Yeah man, about half my ancestory came from the usa to canada after the revolution. And im really thankful for that. Fuck your republic god save the king

>I meant to hit the phone!

K bud tell me what the fuck the natives did thats worth learning? Beat eachother with sticks and eat berries?

>b-b-but muh Benedict Arnold

canada is a bad country imho desu senpai

Actually it's a good one. Our border even works.

oooooooooooooga booooga were da hand sanitizers at

Yes, don't ever come to canada.

>Work in mining camp
>Wh*te drillers from Manitoba drink all the hand sanitizer
Now we have to use the non alcoholic stuff.