"Ohh you're American"

>did you know that 1 in 7 americans has HIV

>say I'm from California
>they ask which city
>say San Francisco
>they start asking me about tourist attractions there
>one girl goes to my hotel room with me
>asks me if I'd take her to California
>I don't

You are funny.

Laughing at your ass here in Bethesda, Maryland. lmao. My state is better than most European countries too lmao

>better than most of the US

Wtf are you talking about?

I just went to google maps and it looks like the brown shithole it is

google.com.ar/maps/@-33.3600711,-70.5106763,3a,75y,218.45h,84.39t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s9Kk23jBJIJk3gpd7NuBEkQ!2e0!6s//geo1.ggpht.com/cbk?panoid=9Kk23jBJIJk3gpd7NuBEkQ&output=thumbnail&cb_client=maps_sv.tactile.gps&thumb=2&w=203&h=100&yaw=166.18419&pitch=0&thumbfov=100!7i13312!8i6656

And if you are rich and live in a mansion then of course it is better than most of the usa but I'd rather live in a small house in a normal suburb in the depths of flyover usa than to live in a mansion in this brown shithole.

Thats the shitty part. Our house is around here

goo dot gl/maps/a2HWV1FR2pJ2

>tf
You’re not fooling anyone, hobbit of Mexico.

Oh. Now I get it.

link takes me nowhere if i google it it takes me to switzerland

>have you town named after a developer
kek at least it’s not an animal name or some disaster like Panthers, Maryland or Flood, Maryland.

just looked around and found other nicer places

google.com.ar/maps/@-33.344821,-70.511662,3a,75y,163.89h,77.29t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sglZZAryx_rouh_IaMf0wOw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

it still is nowhere near as good as the usa where houses do not need to be hidden behind bars and trees and fences and where they are not one next to the other with no spaces inbetween

google.co.uk/maps/@36.0923652,-94.136112,3a,60y,299.71h,85.71t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNfHIi_lLeeVOyn4Q5Co1gA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656