>tfw never visited by the Christmas Goat
Tfw never visited by the Christmas Goat
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>he wont be visited by baby jesus
LMAOing@ ur lifes
>Christmas lads
>that tiny bit of based in north skotland
based
>christmas lads
What is this?
this picture is retarded because "Jultomte" might LITERALLY mean gnome but it's still an old big fat bearded man
>Christmas lads
wew
Finland is literally a meme country
>Christmas lads
Is Finnish culture just stolen Swedish culture?
Rhetorical question of course I already know the answer
>christmas man
>christmas lads
>you will never have the lads come pick you up in their sleigh on christmas evening and take you on a mad, unforgettable adventure
the literal translation from my language is 'little christmas', with christmas being of the male gender
we have plenty of chrismas lads in amsterdam doing drugs and going to the hookers
There's no Christmas goat here we just call Santa a goat
>Christmas lads
Sounds like some australian version of santa
okay
wtf
The italian part of Switzerland have father christmas not baby jesus
Julbocken (Christmas ram), got replaced by santa Claus for some reason.
>That cultural subjugation of Ukraine
he doesnt look that creepy in person
>he didn't get visited by THREE merry men
Are they the magi? Would make sense I suppose
>Christmas lads
No, those come after all the merry men.
First there's Miklavž (Saint Nicholas). I usually got mandarins and walnuts for that occasion. That's in the beginning of december and is the traditional gift giver and most popular among the religious.
Then there's Božiček (Santa Claus), on the 25th. He used to be a thing among urban middle class families, both Slovene and German, back in the 19th century but since the end of communism, he's a normal thing for everyone.
Then there's Dedek Mraz (Grandfather Cold), the communist gift giver. The date for him varies but the official one is supposedly the last day of december. He's the default if you ask most people who lived during socialism.
>Christmas lads
Oops, forgot pic
That's cool I'm jealous. Interestingly oranges and nuts are traditional Christmas things here too, must be from olden times when they were a luxury
To expand on that, you see Miklavž and his procession of angels and krampuses (parkeljni) walk through villages (and cities, but that's a watered down commercial affair), stopping at a lot of houses where they get food and drinks (ESPECIALLY drinks). You can hear the shouting of the parkeljni from far away and that's really something special. Kids obviously hide when that happens but if anyone, child or adult, is spotted by them outside, they might harass him, tie him up and make him pray.
Dedek Mraz is mostly associated with organised gift giving. Back in socialism, they had lots of companies and schools organise it so that all children would get gifts and it's still organised by a lot of them to this day.
>Christmas lads
>christmas goat
>Christmas Man
I'm Gnot a Gnelf
I'm Gnot a Gnoblin
lmao
>he doesn't get presents on both Saint Nicholas day and Christmas
>christmas lads
This
See
Grandfather Frost with Leonardo DiCaprio
lmao
Iceland...
God Tier
1 Goat
2 Lads
Spanish kids get their presents on January 6 from the Three Wise Men: Melchior, Caspar and Balthazar.
How does a newborn baby carry presents?
>Nude loli jesus will never bring you presents on christmas eve
Why must things be this way?
Tis the Hoighland lad. Werr real men liv.
>How does a newborn baby carry presents?
He's literally the son of god and at the same time god himself, you illiterate peasant.
>ywn be visited by Baphomet on christmas eve
Whack
Jews.
Based, same here
sounds more like santa's elves
You get a holiday where you all wear blackface, that sounds hilarious. Lucky bastards.
13 lads, no more no less
We have Stekkjastaur, Giljagaur, Stúfur, Þvörusleikir, Pottaskefill, Askasleikir, Hurðaskellir, Skyrgámur, Bjúgnakrækir, Gluggagægir, Gáttaþefur, Kjötkrókur and Kertasníkir
"Weihnachtsmann" is just the postmodern, Coca-Cola invented German version of it
It used to be "Christkind" everywhere
I thought 'julgubben' was the word used for santa in sweden?
Whoever made this fucked it up, it's the Christkindl in South Tyrol, just like in North tyrol but it's shown as father Christmas
Reading this makes me really appreciate how difficult dyslexia must be.
It doesn't, baby Jesus is a bad translation. Word for word it'd "christ child" and it's always depicted as a little girl angel
>stolen Swedish culture?
You're the ones who forced it down to us while destroying our own culture
>ywn be visited by a qt loli in the night who will give you presents and an hj
It's not fair guys..
I'M A GNOME
>christmas lads
Absolutely based
creepy
IT'S SAINT NICOLAS IN SOME PARTS OF FRANCE THO
The Yule Lads are 13 trolls with distinct personalities that prank people before Christmas but also bring gifts
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you really tell your kids that they get presents from a sheep-raping troll?
It's called having a culture.
Xmass Goat is fucking awsome. I love you Finns.
Kertasníkir er top lad, maður gat alltaf treyst á eitthvað almennilegt í skóinn frá honum
This image has serious meme potential, just replace the lads with Russian squatting or shit like that