My plan

jta.org/2018/10/19/news-opinion/germany-sees-dramatic-rise-citizenship-applications-british-jews
>Under article 116-2 of the German constitution, former Germans who lost their citizenship on “political, racial or religious grounds” between the day Adolf Hitler became chancellor on January 30, 1933 and Germany’s surrender on May 8, 1945, can ask to have their citizenship reinstated. The legal provision is also open to descendants of those who were persecuted and sought safe haven abroad.

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Just go to embassy of any Scandinavian country and tell her that you are gay and brutally oppressed by Putin's homophobic regime.
One of my friends get asylum in Denmark these way.

Cкopee тeбя, хyяк и дeпopтиpyют, пpямo poд шкoнкy.

Kind of works desu.
Just be nice and stab him in the leg or something.

Nah my grandparents were holocaust victims but from Hungary

>not PS

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Nobody likes slavs. Even slavs don't like slavs.

I like Russians :3. Poles are Europe's Mexicans however

you're a Kremlin's bot