/brit/ - howing you how to be da man edition
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first for me
Where's the exit?
Well,
an answer exists:
Hell
and don't you DARE
say that Satan ain't real,
insolent pricks.
where do you live
thinking of becoming a vlogger
do normies actually unironicallyenjoy listening people do self-indulgent rambling? because if so i'm quids in
>2021
>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.
>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.
>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.
>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.
>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.
>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.
>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.
>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit
Thank god i voted UKIP
no reason