/brit/ - howing you how to be da man edition
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first for me
Where's the exit?
Well,
an answer exists:
Hell
and don't you DARE
say that Satan ain't real,
insolent pricks.
where do you live
thinking of becoming a vlogger
do normies actually unironicallyenjoy listening people do self-indulgent rambling? because if so i'm quids in
>2021
>Wake up in my company owned home - I was late for work one day. so they own my house, as per the non negotiable contract.
>Go to make toast. All my appliances are coin operated. and i don't have enough change to open the fridge.
>Get into the car, listen to a compulsory speech by Nigel Farage for 45 minutes.
>Take the most direct route to work i can manage. traffic lines for miles because of toll booths on every road.
>Finally get to work. find out that there's another mandatory wage cut. can't leave or they'll blacklist my name and I'll become unemployable.
>spend all day standing in a freezer holding ice cubes in case someone wants them for 50 pence an hour.
>Get back home. find that i don't have enough change to open my front door. have to sleep in the porch again.
>Private police force in their purple uniforms beat the shit out of me in the night for being outside after curfew and take my rented suit
Thank god i voted UKIP
no reason
GIRLFRIEND
GINGER
HOT
I live in near Aix en Provence
I REALLY HATE TO BALL ON YALL
youtu.be
Waking up to snow is so nice. Going to hike over the border to Norway today lads
hello nigger
Fuck off we're full.
This message is brought to you on behalf of Brits for Chinks™.
norway more like you'regay lol
Ah yes, the Yank mind
I've been at the border between norway and finland, in lapland. it was so nice
ANIME
Wow snow in Sweden mad stuff
I thought Jow Forums/nel was going to finally die after the split, but it's as if nothing has happened.
We're really going to be here forever, aren't we
...
Honestly everyone would fuck that rabbit. Excellent furry propaganda piece that film.
VF
I live in Lapland, wish we had more handsome French men and beautiful French women coming here as tourists. Instead we mostly get gooks
alriiiiiiiiii dave we get it you don't like:
>david bowie
>talking heads
>joy division
>new order
>t rex
>the beatles
>iggy pop
>lou reed
>brian eno
>king crimson
WRONG
you get some Erasmus students, don't you?
watcha gonna do there
in norway
what is your favourite childhood film?
Amaretto tbqh
>captchahcsia asking for bikes
>shows me an image of a bike lane
Now THAT is next level
thinking of becoming a virgin
blade runner
do me a favour and spam your inane shit so I can set up my filters again
Andre
>ywn go to Iceland and impregnate a small village worth of women
told you faggot
Soon™
Do I need to watch the 80s Blade Runner before watching the new one?
We do, but that's only in the cities
just hike a little and maybe have some food at a restaurant
Rorke's weekend post
Not a fan of this 4channel nonsense
lads... pls
Hercules
got my willy out
kevin spacey films ruined by the allegations
>american beauty: ruined
>seven: not ruined
>usual suspects: it was always shit
*nurse walks by giggling*
4channel
The Jow Forums /sp/ /tv/ /v/ broship
texas chainsaw massacre 2
*mom knocks on door*
/britfeel/ is still on Jow Forums whilst we are evicted to 4channel
tfw they finally won
might buy an infrared thermometer
Had a good friday night lads been on the sesh all night
>yfw 4channel - Jow Forums superb owl
wish she did that one time
those fuckers in the garage better not take half the day servicing my car later
I, for one, have no trouble separating the actor from the character. American Beauty is still a great film
same here lad
gonna pay all my bills
Excellent news everyone
wow
currently got a plush pikachu next to me that i got for christmas in 1999 and i'm spanking its bum
Dacia Sandero
PAKI
A
K
I
Man he's had me blocked for over a year now
no American would like a pajeet
love twitter me
are there any girls like that where you live?
>Happy hunting
what did he mean by this
paid the rent lads
She's Canadian dude
Another day of sucking posh people's cocks in my customer service job.
Why can't they just give me a fair wage instead of being cunts. ;__;
there are few people who can get away with noncery in my eyes but kevin spacey is one of them
i forgive him
and nobody likes Americans
that general body type? sure
Actual state of Yanks
Don't question it, slave. Not some kind of communist are you?!
Why the fuck do you work on weekends, your own fault lad tb h
you know what at least it's valuable experience lad
been on lots of mdma all night though and im saving some more for tonight haha love you lisicki man probably going to turn in soon
Never browsed britfeel or britpol
I imagine they're just shitter versions
noshing a posh cock
just paid electricity bills
they are pretty bad
/secretbrit/ is worth a shout though
Lol I use to play with those as a kid, the ps1 game was good too
pizza places never cut up your pizza for you anymore
Yes they do
no they don't
brit/pol/ is just /brit/ but with less leftypol, britfeel is just depressing
Nosir, anythingelsesir?
Cus I need to pay insane tuition fees to a conglomerate of old posh people so they will give me a letter saying I'm employable, so I can not work in customer service in weekends ever again.
At least they have poor genetics and tiny penises.
brexit made it illegal
rolling for bible passage then im gonna hang that business up for a while
as white?
Sorry lad, I trademarked it.