Tinder around the world

Post your tinder experiences

>be me
>last month
>make tinder account
>match cute girl
>chat on tinder for like a month
>after a month she tells me
>”user, I have to ask.. what are you here for?”
>I say I don’t know
>she says to me “well look. I’m going to be upfront. You seem like a really cool guy. We have a lot in common and you just seem chill. I’m just looking for a FwB thing because I’m too busy with my career. You seem perfect for this. I don’t know what you’re doing tonight, but if you’re interested in this, we could meet up tonight, get some snack and chill and fuck at my place.”
>FREAK OUT
>start shaking
>don’t even know how to reply
>delete chat
>block her
>delete tinder

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>made tinder a few years ago
>I matched some 6/10 girl
>she said right away she wanted a ONS
>asked for my phone number
>I got scared so I sent her the number of my best friend
>I text best friend and tell him to call me ASAP so I can warn him but he doesn’t respond right away
>he called me a few hours later and said “dude this random girl messaged me and wants to fuck. She started sending me nudes. We are going to meet tonight. She keeps calling me your name tho”
>explain to him what I did
>he laughs and says I’m stupid for throwing her away because she’s hot
>he texts me the next day and tells me he fugged that thot

>be me
>match with this nubian nurse
>never send her a message
>fap to her instagram pics

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sperg. literally why go on to a dating/fuck app if you dont have the nuts to go and get some trim? you're a pitiful spectator of life

girls are scary

they aren't. theyre the most insecure creatures alive. that chick served up a perfect, lowkey, pressureless scenario and situation for you, like that shit is ideal, and you shit ur pampers

it seemed intimidating to me. What was I suppose to do? Just show up at her place, take off my pants and just sit there waiting for her to hop on?

Small talk always helps

no, as she said she wanted to 'snack and chill' before prob to settle in and get an in-person interpersonal dynamic feel w you. after that, as it goes, foreplay (get into and good at this) and a proper toss. easy peasy. you should look into anti-anxiety meds my friend