Tinder around the world

Post your tinder experiences

>be me
>last month
>make tinder account
>match cute girl
>chat on tinder for like a month
>after a month she tells me
>”user, I have to ask.. what are you here for?”
>I say I don’t know
>she says to me “well look. I’m going to be upfront. You seem like a really cool guy. We have a lot in common and you just seem chill. I’m just looking for a FwB thing because I’m too busy with my career. You seem perfect for this. I don’t know what you’re doing tonight, but if you’re interested in this, we could meet up tonight, get some snack and chill and fuck at my place.”
>FREAK OUT
>start shaking
>don’t even know how to reply
>delete chat
>block her
>delete tinder

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>made tinder a few years ago
>I matched some 6/10 girl
>she said right away she wanted a ONS
>asked for my phone number
>I got scared so I sent her the number of my best friend
>I text best friend and tell him to call me ASAP so I can warn him but he doesn’t respond right away
>he called me a few hours later and said “dude this random girl messaged me and wants to fuck. She started sending me nudes. We are going to meet tonight. She keeps calling me your name tho”
>explain to him what I did
>he laughs and says I’m stupid for throwing her away because she’s hot
>he texts me the next day and tells me he fugged that thot

>be me
>match with this nubian nurse
>never send her a message
>fap to her instagram pics

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based

sperg. literally why go on to a dating/fuck app if you dont have the nuts to go and get some trim? you're a pitiful spectator of life

girls are scary

they aren't. theyre the most insecure creatures alive. that chick served up a perfect, lowkey, pressureless scenario and situation for you, like that shit is ideal, and you shit ur pampers

it seemed intimidating to me. What was I suppose to do? Just show up at her place, take off my pants and just sit there waiting for her to hop on?

Small talk always helps

no, as she said she wanted to 'snack and chill' before prob to settle in and get an in-person interpersonal dynamic feel w you. after that, as it goes, foreplay (get into and good at this) and a proper toss. easy peasy. you should look into anti-anxiety meds my friend

Can’t take anti anxiety meds.

Post your stories pls

>match with Spanish student
>meet and fuck once
>block her after

>meet Swedish student
>meet and fuck her once
>block her after

my only 2 Tinder experiences

>Just be yourself bro wtf

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The thought of a girl looking at me in a sexual sense is uncomfortable

What the fuck is your problem??????!!!!?

i've never used an app for sex. i see it as alienating in several ways, mostly the detached transactional nature of it. i also see it as pitiful (yinz got no in-person game?) and a symptom of our increasingly isolated and removed existences in a culture that seeks to commodity everything even down to basic interactions like conversation or sex.

closest i ever got to a set-up layup interaction as an app like tindr would provide was a friend basically said 'hey ur gonna fuck this girl at my wedding' and it worked out as advertised

Incel bump

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based
You Finnish niggas aight

> "hey user if you install Tinder then so will I" t. friend who's single
> "n-no I don't want a gf" t. me
That's my whole experience with Tinder.

>make tinder profile
>flick through women
>"all the women on here are disgusting"
>delete profile

problem solved

I used tinder in Paris this summer, matched mostly with American girls, met up with no one had a chance though. Got an exotic massage instead

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>be me
>use another app but similar to tinder
>just press the "like" button repeatedly at the fastest possible rate until I reach the daily limit of 400 likes
>2-3 matches per week with this method
>all of them are either batshit crazy trannies, ugly ham beasts or unattractive, chubby asian girls with ugly asian faces, or chubby black girls who speak french
>delet app after one month

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I do this quite often tho.

>chubby black girls who speak french
I fail to see the problem.

pretty sad
thats why you shouldn't go to sites like tinder

when you talk to someone for a month you don't expect that person to just be there for cheap fucking you dipshits
she could have been clear from the beginning instead of sending false messages

>already repeatedly spilled spaghetti and deleted my account when I tried regular online dating in the past, not even hookup apps
>never install Tinder in the first place
>THE END

>install tinder
>never get matches after two weeks

I just swiped everyone right and deleted it

surprised there's anyone to match with in your area

I posted picture of my foot because i am too beta and ugly lol

>get match
>chat a bit
>fuck
>repeat

thing is I really want wife and it says so in my description but all I get are heart breaking whores

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>live in a small town
>found and swiped my sister for a joke once
>she told our aunt about this
fuck

>drinking with friends
>whip out tinder
>hey user you know that has fag mode now too, just switch to looking for men lmao
>lol k
>laugh at faggos
>hey user give me that I wanna see
>lol k
>friend swipes likes for every faggot faster than light and had to be wrestled down to stop
I had very interesting next few days with "you have match!" notifications.

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CLASSIC

I have a friend who's really into Tinder, without much success. After multiple failures he set up a fake girl account to "scout" and "learn" how guys message with girls.
Now I am afraid to set up my own account because I might get matched with my mate by accident which surely could lead to some very awkward moments.

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madman

show feet bb :3

I save all the tinders of people I went to highschool with for some reason. I didn't get along with most and/or they just didn't associate with me and vise versa. Should I dump?

Every time I get someone who wants to fuck it ends up not happening cuz I'm busy with work and class all the time. They lose interest and ghost me.

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Don't overthink it man, your instincts will do what they did for every other one of your ancestors. Also don't be afraid to let her take the lead, cowgirls are the best desu.

meeting up with a girl from tinder for the first time tomorrow as 24 yr old virgin.

>install tinder
>it shows I got 3+ likes within a few hours

Is that a good thing or are the tinder Jews just fooling me to buy tinder gold? Also the girls here are boring as fuck and unmatch after a convo

should’ve banged that hoe

>Match with some chick from Bridgeport whose from Brazil and white
>super emo and artsy (bit like me) and super horny, just turned 18
>we send a few nudes back and forth
>Been a month, finally go to her place which is like an hour away
>Her brother and dad are home and her dad is hammered watching tv
>We watched Jerrids Game together
>Half way through her brother sits on the bed with us and just awkwardly sits there
>Text her why he won't leave she just says he's protective
>He leaves to go to bathroom I feel up her tits under her shirt and give her some hickies, she quietly moans
>Can't do much more cuz we had to keep the door open
>Suddenly her brother and dad start screaming at eachother in Portuguese
>She says I should probably go
>Leave and go in for a hug but we are both awkward about it and it turns into a handshake
>Come home and she texts saying we shouldn't talk anymore and blocks me
Guess I got some lewds out of it and a handful of titties. Overall was just weird.

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>Tindering in Finland
>Profile is in Russian except for a quote from ODB
>Only 1 match
>She’s a second generation Russian immigrant

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Be careful lad. Tinder girls are judgmental. I had one who accused me of being a virgin even tho I wasn’t one and wouldn’t let me fuck her, instead she just played with my dick in her hands for a few minutes and said “I’m done”

I hope not she seems really nice, she's a primary school teacher and seems like a good mummy gf

I only use Tinder on vacation and third world girls go crazy for my white skin, blond hair and blue eyes. In Germany I never get matches or sex.

Does she know that you’re a virgin?

This is important. If she knows right now, then you should be ok. But if she doesn’t know you’re a virgin, then there will be issues

what age does tinder become pointless? i look young but if girls in their prime will ditch any man 25+ on paper then im not bothering

There are 40+ year olds using it

No that sort of thing hasn't come up, maybe tomorrow when we meet but I'm not that desperate to do anything more than play it by ear on the first date.

>want use superlike for a girl
>hmm, not sure that I'm ready for it
>close tinder

>can't find this girl later

seriously I use it wrong

Maybe he has wrong strategy, just like I do, lol.

When I see a really attractive girl, I don't use like or superlike, but like average.

Really pointless.

>tfw just want a older woman who likes soft femdom and saying "good boy" to me while I cum
I ask for so little

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Well.. it’s a hook up app.. so she probably wanted to get dicked. If she doesn’t know you’re a virgin, then she’s expecting you to fuck up her pussy tomorrow.

Lol. In USA - maybe. But not in Russia.

Or it's a hook up thing for the some people, not for the majority.

When I was on vacation in Berlin I didn't get any matches. Doesn't German girls use Tinder?

Seems more like a normal dating app in the UK, at least from what I've seen.

Really?

Here it is well known as a hook up app. Nobody expects a relationship out of tinder. Just sex

don't know about russia but here girls often use it to find a boyfriend, not for hookups

That’s impressive desu.

I'm hoping more for a relationship that a hookup at least, my friend has just got into a relationship from tinder, although they did sleep together the first date.

In Russia some girls according to their's photos seem to be interested mostly in sex, but it's very rare, and majority search bf, or just even friends only.

never had tinder

also not sure that theese girls are really about sex only. Maybe they want to find a bf or husband showing their's figures.

But some just write that they are NOT for one stand.

I'd say it's pretty bad for dudes who just want to nut and have to wonder if the girl they just got matched with on this hookup app even wants to fuck

Girls are mean here

Well that was exciting

I have even more irrational strategy

Answer me negroes

>Met a qt white girl on tinder
>Ask her last name during the date
>She is half arab

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I do not have one.

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Wait a minute, girls don't like virgins? Don't they realize the implications? If all girls thought that way, males would have to have homosexual intercourse before dating them...

I always thought so as I'm not getting any matches in Germany. I made a fake account with model pictures and amassed thousands of matches in two weeks

girls on tinder don't because emotions == dry pussy
girls irl are more permissive obviously

I superliked a girl I knew from years ago and she messaged me on facebook afterwards. Might try that with other girls I know on there, as that was just a test.

Some girls like virgins cuz they like the idea of teaching a guy all the best shit and being worshipped by him
>t. knower
Not to mention they don't know what you don't tell em ;)

Tinder just makes me sad.

I'm pretty good looking and I have good pictures as well. I don't know why German girls don't like my profile, in Norway I get a good amount of matches when I go to a big city.

>5 days ago
>install every dating app there is and get paid versions of bumble and tinder
>only find 2 people that I could see myself with and only 1 is continuing to respond but he lives 4 hours away

are you gay or a girl?

*served a good rape accusation plan up

ftfy

Fag

no u

>on Tinder with white looking girl
>mentions her parents are from Algeria

pls be pied-noir pls be pied-noir

Gay?