Be uncircumcised in America, can't get laid

every time i manage to hook up with a woman, she instantly leaves me the moment i unzip my pants and whip out my smelly and ugly uncircumcised turtleneck penis.

a few women have touched it but once they rolled back the foreskin, they almost vomit because it smells so badly and sometimes there's even dick cheese.

I should've been circumcised.

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you can fuck me

Nice fantasy virgin

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Don't you learn basics of hygiene in america?

Being uncircumcised is different than having phimosis. Why can't americans learn this?

I was my penis all the time. It still smells and smegma develops sometimes.

This would not be an issue if I was circumcised.

Nice LARP
I'm uncut and have literally never had this

Go to doctor and circumcise then, what a problem

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