every time i manage to hook up with a woman, she instantly leaves me the moment i unzip my pants and whip out my smelly and ugly uncircumcised turtleneck penis.
a few women have touched it but once they rolled back the foreskin, they almost vomit because it smells so badly and sometimes there's even dick cheese.
I should've been circumcised.
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Don't you learn basics of hygiene in america?
Being uncircumcised is different than having phimosis. Why can't americans learn this?
I was my penis all the time. It still smells and smegma develops sometimes.
This would not be an issue if I was circumcised.
Nice LARP
I'm uncut and have literally never had this
Go to doctor and circumcise then, what a problem
wash*
>uncut guy lying and pretending his smelly ugly penis never had dick cheese
Imagine the smell
Imagine the pain
If it's that dirty then just quit jerking off and clean it retard
I feel your pain OP. I'm uncut too and I'm always nervous about having dick cheese whenever I'm about to get intimate with a woman.
There are days when I could make pizza using all the dick cheese under my foreskin.
If you're being unironic and you're uncut and have smegma you should stop masturbating all the time and start pulling back the skin and leaving the head always exposed.
Again, a uncut dick shouldn't look like a dick with phimosis.
It hasn't
as long as there's moisture, dick cheese can always form no matter how clean your penis is
This video is relevant for you OP. The Hodge Twins have advice dealing with dickcheese.
>start pulling back the skin and leaving the head always exposed.
how am I supposed to do that? put a rubber band around all my folds of foreskin?
Is this what Americans unironically believe?
>Imagine the pain
Anesthesia exists.
but it's true. uncut dicks smell like shit and have dick cheese.
also surveys show women find the sight of a circumcised penis much more appealing
I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. This has happened to me just a couple times and only when I had jerked 3-4 times in a day and then started no fap and forget about my dick. Once I masterbate however it went away easily like it was never there.
Also I had a girl who had never seen a natural cock in her life actually want to lick the dick cheese off just because she was curious. I realized she was a keeper and she is now my GF and future wife.
I don't know, man, my skin is always pulled back, it never covers the head and I'm uncut. However I distinctly remember having to pull the skin back to pee when I was a young lad.
You aren't allowed to use anesthesia when being circumcised. Have you even read the Torah?
its ok im circumcised and can't get laid either
Why not?
>being upset that your dick wasn't mutilated
you do not know the pain that is fapping with a cut dick user. be fucking thankful.
>forget about my dick
Is water banned in America? Don't you guys wash yourself?
That's not true at all, if you shower daily and wash your penis you will never see dick cheese. You gotta go like 3+ days without washing before you see it
G*d said so.
Who?
I've spent 3 days of not washing my dick while camping and still there was no dick cheese and the only smell was the distinct smell of sweaty balls.
I don't understand american biology.
Y*hweh.
I dunno, but that's not funny enough
Check this out:
>short frenulum
>but also psoriasis on dickhead
Is he some kind of the Australian celebrity? Never heard of him.
He's like Baba Yaga but male.
Like who?
Have you ever seen Noel's House Party?
No, I have no idea what are you talking about.
maybe you don't have that much foreskin?
Well watch it, you'll understand.
I for one am pretty annoyed I got a piece of my penis cut off soon after birth or whenever they had it done.
Foreskin actually looks pretty cool to have but I lost mine for no real reason. If the stars align and I ever have a son I won't be doing it to him.
>mfw i dodged circumcision in korea
feels gud
What's wrong with americans? Why are they obsessed with dicks?
Why do they think the goyim doesn't take showers?
i'm uncut and have honestly never washed my penis head. i just wash the foreskin but i never retracted because it feels very sensitive.
Wtf is dick cheese? I was circumcised when I was 6 days old and I have no idea what you guys are talking around.
it doesnt hurt much during the process. the pain is far more noticeable after its done. its a really careful procedure and youll need patience (3 weeks or so) before fapping again