American Christmas

I have just found out that Americans go to the cinema and eat Chinese food for Christmas.

What is wrong with these freaks?

You are supposed to stay at home and have a nice meal with your family.

When I was a child my great grandfather used to tell me that Americans were all crazy because they took all the crazy people from every country and put them in the same place. Is this the result?

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This is a Jewish American thing
It even says in the description of the link

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go back to /brit/ piss dungeon

Jews can eat led.

>Americans go to the cinema and eat Chinese food for Christmas
What?

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Maybe originally but now it looks like you all are doing it.

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>When I was a child my great grandfather used to tell me that Americans were all crazy because they took all the crazy people from every country and put them in the same place.
Yes, but that's not the point here.
It was originally just a thing that Jewish families did but it's expanded in recent years to families of all religions that aren't Christian, poor Christian families, or Christian families that either can't or don't care enough to have their extended family over. It's basically the go-to in America now if you don't do a big Christmas dinner at home.

What an abomination.

I don't celebrate christmas at all.

Yes but you are from a post-Soviet hellscape. That is a given.

We don’t and anecdotal evidence won’t prove otherwise

It's actually really neat. Like I said, everyone who has the time, money, and ability to have a large Christmas dinner with extended family does. I was really poor growing up and nowadays I'm usually not home for Christmas, so it's really nice to see so many other people do this to. It makes me feel not left out and like I'm actually celebrating Christmas.

Your other Yank has already admitted it.

It's a Jewish thing. Chinese restraunt used to be the only places open on Christmas Eve

Except for all the poor workers who have to work on Christmas. The point of Christmas is that everybody takes time out of their lives. You are just turning it into another weekend day by the sounds of it.

Your consumerism is disgusting.

For movie theatre workers, yes. It's unfortunate, but blame Hollywood for releasing blockbusters on Christmas every year. Chinese restaurant workers don't care, that's the whole reason they're even open to begin with and how this tradition started.

I think it has spread beyond Jews.

>this tradition
Don't associate this consumerist rubbish with tradition.

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So for those of who can't have Christmas dinner with the extended family, what do you suppose we do? Just sit there and suffer? Make some ramen and TV dinners and do work? That's even worse.

>who can't have Christmas dinner with the extended family
Unless they are all dead you really have no excuse.

Yes, let me spend $500 on a flight for 20+ people. Not everyone had the privilege of being Austrian, user.

You have all year. When else are you going to see them? When you meet up for funerals?

When I was a kid I sometimes went to a Chinese restaurant for new years Eve with my parents.
It's true that they usually remain open for Christmas and New year's Eve, even in Europe.

we do?

we don't

merry xmas anyways

We go to the movies on Christmas and we're not Jewish. It's a fun family activity and the cinemas are the only place open

Disgusting. Watch a movie at home. Why go out on Christmas? What is wrong with you?

do Americans not get paid more on public holidays unironically or is it a meme?

no they literally get paid the same hahaha

it's fun to go outside you indoor neet. You can buy everyone coke and popcorn and watch the latest Christmas movie. This year it's Mary Poppins 2. we already spent all day with family yesterday, no one wants to sit inside another day

we get paid double but people still like to spend time with their families instead of working hard at the large crowds in the theater

Most wage slaves don't get double on holidays, some get time and a half.


I'm going to a movie later too, but I'm muslim and got give a heck about Christmas, I would avoid my family anyways though because I'm a miserable bastard.

double of minimum wage is still pathetic wage

Yeah, The Simpsons even made a joke about it.

In California it would be $23 an hour

He's full of shit or probably Californian, who are not americans

>buy everyone coke and popcorn and watch the latest Christmas movie. This year it's Mary Poppins 2.
american christmas is fucking depressing jesus christ

Maybe their mum doesn’t like cooking in Christmas ?

>let me tell you about your country, I have wypipo shit posting to prove it
the "wide range" is Jews and kwanzaafags

l'atrocidad...

and you think it's normal that christians have to work for them that day ? with no extra pay ? where is "in god we trust" you fuckng commie ?

>Jews
>1.4% of the US
You fucked up kiddo

Also the Jews I know go skiing.

23$ for a couple of days for the low, low price of your soul

is there anythig jews haven’t made a complete mockery of?

Apparently 98.6% of the population in his mind does what 1.4% does.

Americans hate their families and their families hate them. You know most kids get kicked out of their house once they turn 18?

no it isn’t you stupid fuck

We do get paid more

If your non-Christian it's a nice bonus. Very few places are open on Christmas though. Even the big box stores arent open.

I dont even know Jews who do that shit. Most Christian Americans without friends and family just blow their brains out on Christmas.

Yes is you, wow you worked 6 hours at double pay, totally worth the loss of your christmas

why should the jews celebrate christmas if its against their religion ?

I think you're full of shit and probably not Christian yourself.

>what do you suppose we do?
I always assumed you just offed yourself, increasing our gun death statistics.

do we go make a mockery of hannukah?

You mean if you're a wog?

Why are you so irrationally angry about people eating Chinese food on Christmas? It's a public holiday, so they have nothing better to do.

We used to get chinese on NYE and watch movies when I was a kid.

yank wouldnt understand

>Most wage slaves don't get double on holidays
I worked in retail for a corporate chain and we did. If we did most workers should be getting it.

Chinese restaurants are the only open restaurants during chritmas eve, that's why they started eating there, I don't see any mockery

You're assuming everyone is Christian and has people to visit.

Why would they go out to eat in the first place you dumb semite?

Its not just christians you dumb came jockey, its a tradition for ever white person

What? Wogs can be Christian. I meant of they are Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists or king fedoras.

>its a tradition for ever white person
>90% of threads on America not being white
>America is run by Jews
Make up your fucking mentally ill minds.

So they don't assimilate to the non-jews and don't follow goy tradition

Because everyone else is celebrating and they don't feel like making a fancy home meal on a day that isn't part of their religion

I’ve never heard of this other than for people who happen to be stuck in transit or traveling Christmas evening.

Also, people who fuck up Christmas dinner. I think the movie “a Christmas story” turned the Chinese thing into a meme

yeah my dad and i are gonna get christmas chinky later tonight because we fucked christmas dinner

>memes xD
Why the fuck wouldnt they just make a regular meal you metally ill tard?

1. Because they want to do something different for a holiday
2. If Christmas falls on a Saturday they're not allowed to cook

What happened?
Because Jewish memes

>they dont celebrate christmas
>but they do
this is your brain on mongrel genetics
>sabbat
>something that applies to 1/7 Years
few jews even take the sabbat seriously you pathetic semite knight

Why are you so fucking pissed about this

Why are you pissed specifically at the Jews but not the Chinese who run the restaurants?

the Chinese dont pretend to be a part pf their host country

OY VEY gevalt how anti-semitic of Americans to eat at the holiday of the Jew-Killer Christ while the poor Jews starve just like they starved at Auschwitz

It should be illegal to force anyone who isnt in an emergency type job to work on Christmas. If you volunteer thats fine but you shouldn't be forced.

That would be an infringement on freedoms tho. a company chooses to be open, that’s their choice

>no one wants to sit inside another day
We don't really have outdoor cinemas in Europe, I think.

For such a religious country it sure is laughable how you put the free market over god every time

>In the U.S. there has been a tendency to replace the greeting Merry Christmas with Happy Holidays, which is considered inclusive at the time of the Jewish celebration of Hanukkah.[245]

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The thing is tho it’s freedom of religion. You have the choice to do what you want.

Americans are so fucking disgusting. I hope every single one gets ground up and sold as dog food in Europe so that their revolting blubbery bodies can contribute simething to the world finally instead of leeching from it

Thanks fren :)

Its not much of a choice when your employer forces you to

Yes but it’s not government control. I’m literally typing this while I’m at work right now. It’s just how it is.

Think about it tho. If it was law that everyone should be off of work except for emergency services. The world would shut down completely. Commerce wouldn’t be moved. airplanes wouldn’t fly. Trains wouldn’t go. it would put us back.

Oh no! Who would survive

You don’t understand the logistical nightmare of air, road, and train travel shut down for 24 hours

Don't you want Americans who get shot on Christmas to be saved?

at least by walking to the hospital, they won't have to pay ambulance/taxi fees.

>ambulance/taxi fees
How is this even a thing.

Oh no, poor commuters, my heart really aches for them

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>The pain turned out to be a pulled muscle, and Ross, who lives in Framingham, Massachusetts, was relieved. But his gratitude turned to shock when he got an ambulance bill for $2,400, for a ride of less than two miles.

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They exist here, moron.
>not knowing how trade works

One of my friends is a paramedic and works on an ambulance. He said the reason it costs so much is because illegals receive care and don’t pay the bill. So they made to make their money back from somewhere. He said if everyone paid the fee when they needed service , it would probably be less than $15.

Disgusting shit. I miss living in Europe.

Wow. It's almost like universal health is actually cheaper because a the bigger pool of insured people minimizes the shared risk and cost. Please tell us something we don't know.

>paying for ambulance, regardless of the amount

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Do you enjoy paying for welfugees?

do you enjoy paying for israel?

What's your point exactly? You realize that our public budget is making a surplus and that our national debt is actually decreasing, even with millions of refugees and immigrants on the hook? The German welfare state is solvent. I'd rather have them all insured and pay less than not having universal coverage and pay more like Americans currently do.

>pay taxes
>apparently this doesn't cover healthcare
>but it does cover the rabbi stealing your dickshield
lmao