Blend that shit, dollop it on a pan, and before you know it, you have a pretty tasty/healthy stack of pancakes.
Asher Johnson
>ketchup on eggs AMERICANS WILL DEFEND THIS
Christopher Kelly
The only thing ketchup is even possible to be mixed with is hashbrowns, a small amount at that, just to get a tangy kick.
David Walker
Heres how I make our eggs every morning for the senpai-a-lam
>pan fry 10 slices of bacon >dice up whatever seasonal veg and herb is growing in the garden >remove bacon >toss veg in bacon fat >cook until almost fork tender >toss in two big handfuls of spinach and greens >stir till wilted >dump in 16 beat eggs and some kefir cheese >mix >let set half way through >stir and remove from heat
Henry Hernandez
>not having a cheeky dip of you french toast in some ketchup
Lad...
Mason Morgan
This ketchup niggers should be executed
Angel Moore
>Fried, on top of a homemade cod cake or ground beef patty.
>Scrambled with sriracha, sausage meat and beans in a homemade tortilla.
>Poached soft over a bowl of breakfast chilli.
It’s all about pairing them with something that accents their flavour and consistency. If you eat them plain and scrambled with storebought ketchup of course they will taste like shit. Also throw that fucking ketchup out, it’s disgusting tomato flavoured sugar syrup.
Hunter Russell
I cook 'em over easy and put them on a bed of lettuce and red onion on a piece of toast.
Adam Brooks
Sprinkle this shit on your scrambled eggs (no milk no cheese nothing but eggs and spice) then add hot sauce & salsa.
I was eating 4-6 full eggs a day until I discovered egg whites in a carton. Now I have 1 or 2 eggs with a shit ton of egg whites added in.
>not mixing your scrambled eggs with chorizo or bacon with cheese inside a flour tortilla
Its like you dont even want to make it
When I was super poor (still am) I ate breakfast tacos for like 90% of my meals
Luis Long
>boil eggs >peel them >salt them >eat them
how is this so fucking hard? Just mix it into your regular food, eat it with some cheese, some bacon..
Why are people such huge pussys when it comes to food? >Muh oats, muh eggs, how do you prepare this guise? The answer is literally boiling water and some seasoning
Michael James
I have 3 or 4 eggs in the morning for breakfast. I've done this for the past 10 years, every day, and i don't get tired of them. I don't eat them alone tho. Dice some onions, tomato, ham/sausage/bacon/other source of protein, and you're all set.
Ryder Taylor
Source on that raw eggs not being as good as cooked eggs claim please
Ayden Walker
Hard boiled egg is nice :)
Daniel Sanchez
maybe he means opposed to boiled eggs, which you don't need to fry in sort of fat
Levi Reyes
Are you a master baiter?
Charles Stewart
Boil them, throw in morning blender drink. A couple of boiled eggs Oats Milk Peanutbutter Banana throw that shit in a blender and you get the best morning shake ever, no shit, natty gains, real food come on, gotta eat big to get big
This! I used to think i didnt like eggs but omelettes are GOAT with mix ins and hot sauce
Oliver Smith
More like: >ketchup >on anything
Literally babby’s first condiment. You shouldn’t be using ketchup past the age of 12.
Jeremiah Baker
Hm I fry potatoes with onions and jalapenos then throw them into scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese, chopped up bacon and sour cream. I'm skinny though, my metabolism is quick. If you are too try this, maybe it'll help you learn slowly to enjoy eggs without all that stuff. By the way american cheese on top of 3 scrambled eggs is really tasty too.
Isaac Hughes
You don't know how to cook, that's what happens when they're undercooked. If not just eat boiled eggs, easier to stomach in any case.
Benjamin Peterson
>people iit that don't like eggs wow.. eggs are ez mode and there are people this unlucky? I thought dark chocolate whiners had it bad
Are there any downsides to egg whites that come in a carton?
Charles Wood
this
Isaiah Parker
Man I love eggs but hate chicken. I can literally eat a dozen eggs 3 times a day = 36 eggs. But boneless skinless chicken breasts are the absolute worst. You can't even make them tender or else you'll get chicken aids. They have a horrible texture and taste like sand and the only way I can stomach them is if I drench them in some kind of sauce.
Chicken wings and that Chinese method of slow cooking is the only kind of chicken I would consider good. Even something like KFC I am not a fan of.
Parker Richardson
I hate people who can't eat. Eating is my favorite part of the day, unless it's a day with alcohol, in which case it's drinking. Food is just so damn delicious, I love it, even healthy shit that makes fatties gag. It tastes even better when you cook it yourself; not only did you make it yourself, so it tastes better, you also tease your senses for an hour making your appetite rock hard
Lucas Young
>Ketchup Might as well have a can of coke with your breakfast.
Sounds expensive as fuck to do every morning, do you not have a pet that would enjoy the bacon?
William Martinez
2 eggs ~160 kcal 1 tablespoon butter (twice as much as you need you fucking fatass) ~100kcal
Chase Collins
Seems obvious he's cooking for his whole senpai. No sane man eats 16 eggs every morning.
Noah Wilson
Try Google. There's more than one study on the topic
Kevin Sanchez
I make either make an omlete of 2 eggs and a diced big onion or one of 3 eggs and diced avocado along the onion in a very low-heated covered nonstick pan usung butter
Jayden Martinez
I like mine 4 at a time either soft boiled, split and cream cheese dollop in the yolk or scrambled with some tomato ketchup on.
Charles Gomez
Came here to post this
Luke Foster
>do you not have a pet that would enjoy the bacon? We ... eat... the bacon. Sorry i didnr spell that out. 2 slices each.
Husband eats ~4eggs, I eat ~6, kids eat 2each
Adam Wilson
I eat 6-8 eggs every day for breakfast, 2 hard boiled on my lunch salad, and sometimes another two as a snack when I get home (as a carrier for salt)
Cholesterol is just fine.
Dominic Jackson
The yellow part of hard boiled eggs is really fucking disgusting, here in germany we use Maggi but I really don´t know what the equivalent of that would be in english.
Caleb Gonzalez
throw in hot peppers and spring onions, eat with rye toast and some prosciutto or gabagool.
Tyler Foster
i knew a guy who ate 10 eggs a day, he was a bodybuilder. he died to a heart attack before 50
12 egg whites. None of that bottled shit, straight from the egg. 2 scoops of protein and one banana. Mix that shit and drink it. If you want to change the texture, just add some oats (gram of 50 will do)
Thomas Green
Yesterday I had 14 eggs from our chickens that were starting to pile up.
Deviled all of them. Came home and the kids had already eaten all 28.
Logan Bell
>losing half the protein from bioavailability
Matthew Diaz
Scrambled eggs are always good and impossible to fuck up. Same with scrambled omlettes. Soft boiled eggs are amazing with toast. It's just like poached eggs but it's actually possible to consistently cook the whites 100% while keeping the yolks runny every time once you figure out the right times for your stove and pot. For me it's about 3.5 minutes after bringing the water to a boil with the eggs aleady in. YMMV.
Inb4 some faggot larps about poached eggs being easy. Fuck off, there is not a person in the world who can make poached eggs with 100% cooked whites and runny yolks. I have never actually seen this reproduced in real life and neither has anyone else, because it's fucking impossible. It's always raw whites or cooked yolks and people just lie to your face and pretend they made them perfectly like retards.
Aiden Gutierrez
I knew a girl, had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on guerrero street.
Jaxson Flores
My man, just fry them over easy in butter add salt and pepper to taste. Amazing. Hell put a small lid over it for the last minute or two if you can't flip an egg
Carter Reyes
>I’m a picky eater
LOL I literally take it in the ass and you’re more of a fucking faggot than I am
Owen Edwards
3 eggs 10g butter (more if you like)
Stir together in a pan constantly over medium heat, when the egg starts to stick to bottom remove from heat and keep stirring until lifted, then put back on the heat. Keep this up until it comes together in a soft mass. Add your seasoning and you are done.
Should taste godlike. If not, you overcooked them you dummy.
Bentley Brown
lmao jokes on you. 10 eggs is the natty limit. I've already left humanity behind