My plan

Now I am in a commieblock full of uzbeks, gopniks and other low life scum resulting from bolshevik negative selection experiments. Shouldn't make any noticable difference but I have to pay the government for it and buy my stuff including food which I am sure is worse than in norwegian prison

At least you're not rus-

Nevermind

but you have freedom
he doesnt

Doubt. There will be no reason for extradition. And if that happened chances are propaganda would try to depict me as a victim of russophobic Soros-sponsored gays who take children away from their mothers to make them transsexual prostitutes.

Define freedom.
I am a slave of the communist regime atm. Now tell me what kind of freedom I have. Well, I can shitpost here, next?

you can go where you want, do what you want
if you are in prison, you cant do that

you ruin the imagine of putler abroad, so unless you have connections you will be rotting in a siberian prison

>you can go where you want
I want to go to Germany and stay there. Needless to say I cannot.

>do what you want
No I can't due to lack of money or other restrictions put by the society. Even you cannot.

Everything is possible but they spend all day whining about Russians being jailed for no reason but that is also possible. But you gotta take risk to accomplish something big.

>I want to go to Germany and stay there. Needless to say I cannot.
You can do it. I did it

"Norway prisons are good" is a meme. They have higher rates of suicide. They rely on isolation. Sure you get a playstation, but you are isolated for years, it grinds on you mentality.