Anecdotes #449

Sex is gross and yucky
Tfw I get made fun of because I like "girly" drinks
I work overnights at a gas station
Going to therapy for being a virgin
0mg guiz i'm sOoooOoo obsessed with coffee
29 never had a GF...
If I started a go fund me page for my plastic surgery would any of you bother donating...
The main stream media is literally talking about Chads and Stacys
School troubles desu
Can we get an extremely depressing experiences thread going
Holy shit i want to hurt you so bad, no one likes you, no one wants you here
What are benzos used recreationally like? i got a plug for them recently and curious to try it...
Is he right?
In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue
This dumb bitch just rejected me for being asian
Alex get off this fucking board man what would bingo think of this shit
Misogynist virgins are gross
Hey betas
God, how is this possible?
Watching news of shooting
Hey FemAnons, is big black cock way better than pale white beta dick? Be honest
Fell for the "college will be different" meme
Can you guys please telling people to committing mass murders? Your memes have actual effects on some people
Can I recover from this shit?
In America you can get a large peopporni pizza for 5 dollars ($5.45 after tax here)...
What are your dreams?
ITT: We laugh at normies and stacyes i start:
hi user, the government has deemed you a "high risk" individual and has sent me to be your state sponsored gf...
What would you do Jow Forums?
Why don't girls like giantess fetish?
Tfw a long time friend abandons you for someone else
I have never seen a naked woman
Pic related is the only girl I've come across that I'd happily give money to, no questions asked. Problem is...
Anyone else repressing gay urges? Does it get easier?
I can believe its actually happening.We are all over the news right now
21st birthday
What went wrong here?
What are you planning my fellow anons?
Ideal mate/gf thread
White robots of Jow Forums, why aren't you a white nationalist and in a white nationalist organization?
Right now thousands of normie tourists and a few government agents are lurking this place to find out what our we are...
Mum found the jew choo train
Just made some autist kill himself after I ghosted him and showed everyone he knew our dms
How much of a degen are you
It's a "therapist almost found out about Jow Forums" episode
I've always hated this faggot and I can't put my finger on why
Give me one good reason not to hate being black or other black people
Anime thread
Post girls you would like to have sex with
You're an ugly sperg piece of shit and everyone laughs at you all the time. Why don't you just end yourself dude?
AGAIN I WAS YELLED AT WORK
Trap Trap Trap
How much of a cuck are you
Jow Forums here
Type in "Jow Forums" or "r9k" on the twitter search bar, they're all talking about us
I found a bird egg and I think it's dead. Decide what I do with it
Favorite FPS?
Chess
I can't get a break
Another episode where a community is blamed for the actions of one retard
How can you be incel? I don't get it. How can no woman want to have sex with you...
Fill this in
TFW still a kissless virgin at 28
I have never been on this site before
Memes aside how do you actually get a gf. I'm starting to realize just how much of a meme Jow Forums really is
This is the average Jow Forums user and you can't deny it
Hello FBI/CIA/NSA or whatever government agencies are seeing this, I just want to say that all misogynistic, racist...
Nothing will make your dick cum harder than a Latina
This triggers the basedboy. ITT post basedboys and watch as basedboys come out of the woodworks to get ass mad
Vocaroo thread
No one likes you user
Hello guys, I'm new here and am a girl. :) thought i'd drop in after seeing this guy on the news...
Why exactly do women owe you sex?
*SIRENS* WEEE-OOOOO WEEEE-OOOOOO *SIRENS*
MBTI: are INTJs really such assholes?
What's your fav adult actress, user?
White men & asian women
ITT: We say goodbye to Jow Forums
Tfw want an ethnostate
Whatever happened to him? Is he still living out of his car or has he found an actual job?
I just saw a cute asian girl with a nigger and it triggered me
If you had the opportunity to be teleported to a fantasy universe, but you had no control over which universe...
Is there a name for boys like this?
How to stop being an incel
It's happening, the normalfag invasion is coming
Haven't eaten in three days
ITT: We say hello to the fbi
Lets get back to old Jow Forums type feels
Hey robos shut in neet girl looking for a true friend to go on adventures with
Who here never drank the Jow Forums kool-aid?
That feel when no cute thicc Asian American that loves to draw to love you
Any robots tried meth, if so is it worth it?
Toronto van attacker
Attention Jow Forums admin
You fucks causes this you caused an innocent man to take his life...
(not so) Global Conquest - 1939 Edition
/r9gay/
A question to normies
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Im lonely
Fembots and their dads
What have we become?
It's back, my dudes. inb4 it's always at taco bell because that shit tastes different
Stop killing people
Free market dating has failed, 80% of the women go to 20% of the chads. It is time we socialized dating
Why do you guys hate fun? You guys bitch about how promiscuous sex, partying...
How do u feel about dark skinned women?
Post girls who are impossible to approach because they're too damn beautiful. I'll start
/britfeel/
Jow Forums would you rather have a bf/gf or a Bf-109?
I fuck my bodypillow. AMA
“It’s not the size, it’s how you use it”
Some trap at work keeps hitting on me and grabbing my dick through my pants every chance he gets...
Brainfog & anhedonia
This is a serious question: why do you guys like murder so much?
Fembot Thread
Say something nice about the queen of Jow Forums
Yesterday I failed killing myself
For the love of god someone stop me
Normies want us dead now, cool
Dear Jow Forums
Anyone else a disgrace to their ethnicity?
Is he really a trucel?
I'm done with this place...
Hey mister, did you order a large pepperoni?
Can any fembots here deepthroat?
Why the hell isn't there a girl that actually wants to play vidya?
How to fix Jow Forums
Do you think celebs would kill children if they could gain their youth?
One of these threads since theyre all super comfy. share your rooms
Any other fembot here sick of seeing that chin faced e-whore being spammed on this board?
How obese are you? Are you going to stay obese until you die of heart failure or are you going to slim down?
What's with all the normalfag teens polluting this board who think they're robots because stacey rejected them once?
What cigarettes should i start smoking?
Would you lick a girls pretty pussy?
Should i leave a suicide note or is that too much?
Would you date a Misaki?
Be on tinder for months
Aesthetics roll thread
So r9k, I may be a mother within the next 5 years. I like you all...
Single women after 30
Suicide general
My reaction images are shit
Depressing High school Stories
God exists
I have stopped talking to my family because I am preparing for suicide. However...
My mom walked in on me jerking off
What are you having for dinner friendos
Creative Robot General
What do you guys think about chubby girls? I got a bit chubby lately but I used to be really thin...
Tfw no neet fembot to watch anime and play vidya with
CIARA SAD - SEND HELP
In 3 years, Jow Forums has killed more people than every single "far-right" group combined in 30 years...
Moot please come home. we miss you
Does anyone else think chain stores are really comfy because they are always look identical inside no matter where you...
Men of African ancestry are the most hated group in the world...
Tfw the process of living has been the worst thing I've experienced in my entire life
*giggles* stopped playing your misogynistic videogames to talk about intelligent art films with us, user?
ITT: Post the name of your oneitis
FBI?
Everything fucking sucks
Who wants to be bullied?
I just want some people to talk with and don't like discord...
Why would she choose him over you?
How are there so many adult virgins? What do you guys do? Im an unemployed, fat, 5'6, highschool dropout...
When girls cheat on their partner but they don't break up with them first and their partner doesn't know its happening
Why are women so motherfucking obsessed with the idea that lust and love are NECESSARILY mutually exclusives?
/mbti/
28 years old
Looking for femanons
Who is Ciara?
So this is the power of BBC
Will a femanon please be my friend I'm a lonely person and females are nicer than males to me...
How old is r9k's userbase?
Why is it so hard to find a dominant gf?
So how do we solve the white, angry virgin problem, r9k...
Christianity-cucks, answer me this:
Should incels be exterminated or at least pacified/sterilized?
Why do guys like getting blowjobs so much? Isn't regular sex enough?
Daily reminder that if you treated women like human beings, you would probably get a gf
Be me
Do any of you have stories about being rejected that you'd like to share?
This 16-year-old aspiring swimsuit model is in a coma after her friend crashed their BMW while driving to Coachella
Opinions on liltay?
Could you pass this test?
Is uni harder or easier than the super affluent...
Alright, so I've almost given up existing. I've decided on a date, the method and I've written up a note...
Alright "incels" You have got our attention. What are your demands?
Feels Cafe
Tfw a bpd girl ruined my life
Literally the best cigarette ever created, prove me wrong
All I do is browse Jow Forums all day
Rejected from 3 more McDonald's
Feels good to be back robots...
What kind of penises do femanons like?
Canadian Terrorist Wanted TO Kill All Chads and Stacies
Blackbot feels thread
Ctrl f
Anyone else wish there was some magical drink that could turn you into a 100% passing trap?
Femanons, what are the best and worst fetishes that guys have in your opinion?
Question for Small People
Well hello there wagies, goodness! look at the time? you must be all on your morning lunch break...
Are robots good at chess? If all of you stay cooped up in your rooms, why are you not practicing an intellectual game?
Another bot with exactly the same situation
Anti-depressies
It's completely over if you're not a 9/10 male
Are you afraid of having sex?
User I want you to knock me up
WUGGA BOOOO BOOOO BOO
See something you like whiteboi?
What vidya/vidya fans do you hate
Any of you fags know how to make homemade carbon monoxide?
Money buys happiness
Describe the first time you cuddled with someone
Why do robots still prefer white women? They're undoubtly the biggest roasties of the female race...
Femanons, do you ever use pee bottles or some sort of female equivalent? Do you ever pee places besides the toilet...