Anecdotes #531

Women actually prefer shorter men with dad bods and below average size penises
/Feels Bar/ Opened
Mom just found my personal page note and took my notebook away and immediately started up on having me on seeing a...
ITT: post a character and the boards they would frequent
/britfeel/
Tfw missed out on years 14-21 due to being a hikikomori NEET
Post things about you that sound like an absolute larp but arent
June 28th
Drinking
Taco bell for breakfast
Why are lonely people so afraid of connecting with others?
Has a nurse or doctor ever touched your dick?
You are taken hostage together with a total of 100 people, and the perp says he is going to execute 90 of you...
Literal toastie roastie
What do blackbots/nigganons think of the BBC meme?
Upload a video
Do you have a sister?
Anyone else hates his dad? I hate mine
Why would someone murder you?
DeepNude Software
Overdose on ketesse
Fundamentally, is there anything more to this? Or are we just sort of... here...
White incel travels to Thailand, has sex with multiple girls instantly
Alice Hines mocking you incels
Dating a woman in 2019
TFW no literal perfection 10/10 GF
How many people know youre a footfag?
This is someone's mom as their dad watches
Are crossdressers trannies or do they just have minor mental issues regarding sexual frustrations?
How does depression manage to be such an unrelenting force? What evolutionary advantage does it give us...
27 years old
He got bullied as a kid
There is so much defeatist bullshit on this board...
Small titty girls are the most pure form of girl
WageSlavery
Everyone else is also just faking all their empathy, right?
Since Republicans are immune to calls outs of hypocrisy (like trying to use an electric move on a ground type Pokemon)...
The fucking ride never ends boys
If someone is suicidal. They send the police to your house with their guns drawn. Let me get this straight...
I fuck other men's wives as they watch
Choose wisely, anons
New Doomer Music
The white boys who find Jow Forums look like this
My bf is a smug twink programmer loser, pure 100% swede
Be me
Why are non-white men so obsessed with white girls?
/DrugFeels/
My cute social worker praised me on my progress
NPC test; do you remember Pikachu having a yellow or a black tail?
Would you rather kill a human child that was a stranger to you or your own pet?
Have you ever cuddled with a girl, user? how did it feel?
Letter to femanons from femanon
Be me 6' 3", 8.5/10, fit, engineering grad student, white, dark hair, dark eyes, chadlite
Your current favourite song (with link)
What profession do women find the most attractive?
Video games make you dumber, why are you still playing them anons...
/britfeel/
Gooooood morning Jow Forums, tell me, why are you gonna get out of your bed today?
Actual fembot here and I want to
Any alcoholics out there?
Turned 18 today
Poisoning the food thief
Do you watch JOI?
I never get attention from girls irl
Chris chan had a heart attack
I am blackpilled to the abyss and beyond. Looks are all that matters...
Worst thing you've ever done
I'm pretty convinced most of you are geniuses and we're all playing 5d mind games, but just to make sure...
Give me a server where i can orbit ciara without any limits
The solution for incels
Why do some guys grow up really shy and afraid of women?
Confession Thread
Wtf is wrong with America?
Do you have a cuck dicklet, user?
Why are my poops so hard and jagged?
What made you guys hate women?
Work in an hour
Fuck women who go on sites with loser/incel types
Femcel here.. how desperate are homeless guys? There's this homeless person that's
Does it get stinky behind a boy's balls? if yes, is it from sweat? or poop?
Any robots into guitars?
I think I hate men
Help anons
"Hey principal user we just got a fifty million dollar grant! What should we invest that in?"
Walk into your bedroom, see her, what do?
Need shoes, femanon?
Childhood experiences that make you regret birth
Neet Life
How do I regain my honor?
I will give everyone 1,000 dollars
No one plays text adventure games, do they?
Temperament of Jow Forums
My teeth broke what do
Fuck street fighter and fuck manchildren
Climate Change
Have you seen him? He's one of you
ITT: Robots ask questions about sex. Non-virgins answer them
Why the fuck are people so obese?
C U C K Thread
If you guys want a woman's touch, why don't you go to a massage parlor...
People in town are starting to recognize me from running everywhere, is this a bad thing?
R9k's demographic
Fail with women constantly
Is pegging gay? big debate among my roommates right now
Why are robots racist? Were better than no one and should embrace anyone whos willing to be our friend...
Do robots want to kill themselves knowing they will NEVER experience this feel?
48+ hours into starving and not drinking
Robots, i will kms this weekend but before i wanna give a gift for one of u guys...
Let's discuss beautiful Las Vegas! What's your favorite thing about Vegas?
How're the periods going, fembots? Are the cramps painful? Are your pets extra affectionate...
What does pulling back your clit hood feel like?
User, would you breed with an Irishwoman in heat?
Am I fucking schizophrenic?
Girl messaged me
Match with this roastie on my Tinder Chad profile
Who the fuck ready to see Yang floss on the haters tonight????
How many poopies do femanons take a week
I told myself this would be it Ill get a nice gf in Highschool and we will have a good time
Innernette Friends
What are some stuff? Name one thing
Have to poop
Tfw first day of officially having a qt e-gf
Tfw addicted to buying nudes of girls and premium snapchats
What characteristics would the ideal woman have?
I wish i had a bf who'd understand my autism and comfort me when I'm losing it
I got a girlfriend 5 years ago, despite your warnings that she would cheat on me
/britfeel/
Any niggers here on medication for mental illness? My doctor prescribed me seroquel, what am I in for?
Robots, what's your favorite pasta shape? For me it's gotta be strozzapreti but unfortunately it's hard to find...
Domestic violence
Post pics that describe your soul
Some fucktard calls me cute and now i have a fucking crush on him
What's the most addicted you have ever been to a video game?
Any military robots here? Share your experiences of current/former active duty...
You are not yourself
Mom found the BLACKED folder
Looks like it's time for those days of pain and even more suffering than usual again
Built like a woman
Why not take the gaypill if you're still a virgin incel? Men actually enjoy having sex unlike women
You can't stop the march of progress forever, roasties
Dear fellow Robots
Take the redpill Bois. Lift all you want this skinny guy is going to score more than you
Why is productivity up but wages are stagnant?
Wake up
What are femanons favorite type of panties to wear
Anons, my fellow robots, I am here, as a revolutionary, as a fellow, to show you DeepNude
Fembots, is 19 a reasonable body count for a woman in college?
Tell me robots, what are you drinking tonight...
What would you do if your gf asked you to wear some nylon pantyhose so she could lick your peenus through them because...
Waifu General - /waifu/ #193
How are autists and Aspergers treated in other society's? it really sucks in the west
Open your fridge
Ever felt any kind of sexual attraction for a family member?
Anyone else get sad looking at really pretty women, it hurts being ugly
The ultimate robot kinogrophy is finally widely avalible
Idealgf thread
You get transported to a fantasy medieval world
A black friend told me that black women are all gold diggers is this true?
Contactfagging thread
How can people act normaly after having sex?
How do i deal with the fact that all women find 80% of all men completely unattractive
Traps aren't gay because they identify as women and that makes it straight
Would you settle for a clumsy and socially awkward weeb girl?
Was supposed to go to work today but I'm going to kill myself instead. Just can't hack it anymore
Based Sharks
What's the most shameful fap experience you've had?
Why do people change their attitudes so much depending on the gender of the person they're speaking to...
How are you going to have sex if you never leave your bedroom?
ITT: be original with one word and one word only
Convincing yourself that your crush is constantly having sex while you are miserable is a REDPILL!
/britfeel/
I wish i had a bf to share my favorite past time with and cuddle in bed...
Ylyl/cringe dump
So whats your plans for your suicide and why?
So Jow Forums, when did you realise that it wasn't your nerdy hobbies that put girls off...
My internet friend said he was going to kill himself so i tracked him down and called his parents...
What's your love language user
I'm writing a book on being a NEET and a social outcast and am planning to share it with you, robots. Will you read it?
What's the difference between love and obsession in your opinion, user...
Who else /straightedge/?
Fembots, would you date and marry a shorter guy?
Do femanons like hairy on the pp?
Recommend me some of those comfy "animes"
Anyone here attempting to fight to shoot their shot with something they're passionate about? If so...
Hold up: I'm pretty, kind and humble (although I'm letting it out this once)...
My monitor died so im using a 15 inch crt
I want some opinions here, I am a 'girl', but I've never really felt like one...
Tfw the hooker doesn't reply back to your texts
Describe your ideal gf, then cry because you'll never have her
/varbie/
Fellow doomers
Anyone here have gyno know a cure without surgery?
Please be kind to the fembots
This is what I think of white women
Why haven't you downloaded tinder yet user? It's the only hope for robots
Haven't brushed teeth in 7 weeks now
60FPS HIGH DEFINITION EDITION
Werewolfs????
WHY
Have cute butt
Fall of a nation
/sfg/ - /suicide fuel general/
Post em, Jow Forums
/r9gay/ - #782
Goooooood morning(lunch) Jow Forums, tell me, what did you dream of last night?
Any other anons talk to themselves all the time...
I hate watermelon. It tastes good but it is over 90% water so its practically water...
I'm not getting any pussy
Why do black girls doesnt look as cute as anime girl...
Cozy/comfy
How do you feel that normalfags are starting to respect manlets now?
ITT post your porn watching evolution
Fembots what do you like about guys? I'm trying online dating and would rather meet a fembot than some normie girl...
"Therapists" are huge fucking scammers and anyone who doesn't think so is a naive fool
Gave up on internship
Would you ever date a broken girl who has had plenty of sex with men? She also has HPV but it's dormant...
I need cock
I'm durnk as shit watch me stream stupid shit for entertainment dammit
I'm sick of hip-hop. I'm sick of afro-carribean sounds bleeding into all popular music...
Webcam girl, 21, died as pervert who paid her to strangle herself watched online
Jow Forums Arrival
What's the feel you try not to feel but always do
Reddit is going to ban the_donald
Nice
Why are normies so rude and hostile?
/britfeel/
Titcow thread time boys
I only want to hear from incels, virgins, FA's, the true robots, nerds, wizards, etc...
Listening to jams and contemplating all my life descisions. Hmu with song recommendations and/or conversation
Letter thread
Do women care about cum size?
Hiiiiiiiiii, helloooooooo, I fell asleep yesterday but I'm wide awake now!!! so pls say something okay?
If you were handsome, women would approach you on the DAILY
What do you hate bout your family?
I drilled Oil wells in Odessa Texas for four fucking years for her. Drilled, fracked, and completed...
Hobby Thread
I feel very lonely and unhappy
You have 10 seconds to be as incel as possible. Go
/BHG/ - Basic Hygiene General
Honestly if you haven't had a girlfriend yet by age 25 you should just be shrunken down and given away as a pet to an...
Why cant we have meet up threads on Jow Forums dont you guys think actually meeting people in your area and finding a...
Every femboy/trap I've seen is either a filthy neet or a soulless loser who takes advantage of others with their own...
Red pill me R9K, who is the most based ethnic group? I believe it to be the Chinese, but I'm sure one of you guys know...
Whatever we really are doesn't invalidate our relations. Please remember that, user
Drinking Thread
Favorite anime thread
Jow Forums was better in 2015
Yet another /creativegeneral/
How to find a e-girl to orbit
What do you do when you're depressed?
Should I get a circumcision if I have uncurable phimosis?
What do u guys think of this poem I'm working on?
I lost my virginity tonight, Jow Forums
DUDE JUST WAGE SLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO
Why the fuck did he do it bros?
What is the best type of pain?
What leads to normie women doing this kind of fucked up shit for men just to earn a few bucks...