Anecdotes #535

Femacunts, which one and why?
Serious question: what do asian girls have that white women dont?
Are u sociopath? find out now!
What big thing happened at your school?
Are there any ACTUAL robots left on r9k? seems like everyone these days is a normalfaggot with a gf and whose had sex
Would you be a whore or a prude?
The day, that the last white on Earth dies, will become a national holiday and I'll be alive to celebrate it
Is there a proper protocol from going from a HS dropout neet in their 20's with almost no human contact most of their...
R9k forms a merry band of adventurers and set off on a grand quest
God i miss being young and in college and surrounded by girls and drinking and nights full of debauchery...
This weekend I met a cute girl who seemed cool, she draws, majored in film, plays video games and likes to cosplay...
Whens the last time a femanon had an orgasm
Why don't I feel bad about this? I'm not an r9k poster but I feel like I've been him before...
It doesnt matter what personality the guy on the left has. His personality is automatically good...
/britfeel/
Draw thread or gif thread, do people still make gif memes? i like making gif memes
Why are men so goddamn cruel to women?
Just install tinder user
How do i put my penis inside a girl
Just lift
Do men really prefer short women?
Stop using the "chad" meme as an excuse why you cant get women. Most of you are shallow...
Is white
Listen robots. All you have to do, and I mean ALL you have to do, is lower your weight standard. Boom. Nice...
Can you actually imagine being a fembot? Being a NEET means you know you have no self pride...
Killed her over hairloss insecurity
Well this explains a lot. Now I understand why trannies always use anime pics and claim to look like anime characters...
It's March 25, 2003. Where are you in life?
Whatever happened to the suicidal cuck that groomed Ciara & Sunny?
What are some god tier animes?
So user.... whats seems to be the problem?
Give me all your ways to kill a dog/cat, yes i have a legitimate reason...
What's it like dating a spoiled rich white girl
The age old argument
Post in this thread if you never had a person of the opposite sex show genuine interest in you romantically and...
Fembots how would you feel if you had a hypothetical partner that admitted (when pressed) to you they have a sexual...
Why is this aloud?
Why do incels think that creepshots are okay?
Have you ever had a girl crush on you, Jow Forums? real shit
ITT: we summon Kierkegaard
Tarot Reading Thread, Get Your Questions Answered!
Can we get a wagecuck thread? What do robots do to pay the bills?
Military
You realize 95% of your problems would go away if you stopped acknowledging them right...
How do I stop loving food. I can't lower my calorie intake. The tastier it is the more calories it has...
What the hell is going on here? Why do people not find it weird when negroes escape negro areas...
Confess, robots. tell me everything
Have sissy fetish
Is this realistic?
You know cute boys dont like fat girls, right fembots?
Have to go to therapist in 30 minutes / anyone have experience with therapists?
Aw geez, I hate it when boys stare at me...
One chance at life
Beheads his mother and deep-throats her head because she told him to "have sex" too often
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Is it possible to look young forever like this and find a qt gf who does it too?
WHY WAS I BORN INTO THIS SHITTY WORLD AS A TRANNY NO ONE WILL EVER BE MY SOULMATE I WILL NEVER GET TO FEEL THAT COMFORT...
I can't get hard unless the girl is 13 years old and a complete virgin...
Laughing at my crush's misfortune
Female
Femanons, why don't you put on a mask and become and internet degenerate? It's fun...
Do you want to start a family robots? What kind of woman do you see yourself having children with?
Would you be happier if you had a girlfriend?
/britfeel/
First cigarette stories
Gay guy tries to hit on me
Femanons, how do you feel when someone looks down your shirt?
Hong Kong
/easterneurope/
I'm a women hating incel. I used to make women hate threads constantly. I've never had a gf...
/balkan/
Inside The Secret World of Incels - BBC Documentary 2019
Tesla's incel cope
The worst life in all of existence
One board, one waifu
There is nothing in this world that I want more badly than a bf who can accept and understand every flaw of mine and I...
Femanon thread
Armybots
What's the phenomenon behind trans men? I don't understand
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS IT OH SO BORING
Another wagecuck week begins, npc
What are Kpop singers like?
Where would you be now if you were the opposite gender?
Should black pill truth be taught in school...
Attributes we find disgusting in gals
This Asian model can't get laid
Post pic how you feel rn
Anxiety is worse than depression
My cat died and im actually losing my mind right now. my room feels so warped and hollow without her...
WTF kill yourself you dumb femoid whore AI
How do you find a job as a ex-NEET with a >10yo hole in your resume...
Oh my god, literally shaking and crying, I just passed a nigger on the street, I was so fucking scared
Qhen did you realize you were trans
Traps
Whats wrong with me wanting Chad? You want Stacy too
Chess
White males are volcel/fakecel
Friend tells me his favorite movie of all time is pacific rim
Walking around doing random everyday stuff
Night Walk Documentary Project!
Put your real name in the Name field
What are your dreams like?
She is perfect bros I finally made it
I'm a normie girl browsing and i have some questions
Go out with crush last week
Enjoy being sad with me robots. Why is it so hard to find someone to break your heart?
Waifu General /waifu/ #209
"I'm not one to admit feelings to people...
How do you feel about getting a 4/10 gf, Jow Forums? like pic related
Be me
Why is finding a non wageslave job so hard?
Goodbye R9K
Can't work up the nerve to ask her out to see Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
Women will literally drink shots out of a strangers foreskin
What advice would you give for your 15 year old self?
Anonymity is freedom! Originality is liberation! Hypergamy is truth! That is the reality of this board...
Explain to me what value egirls really have
Is Tinder pointless for people who don't look like pic related?
The heights of Jow Forums
One chance at life
How do I make myself asexual?
Had sex
You're the kind of person who lowers their eyes when they walk past a real man
If he gets booted from the white house next election cycle, will r9k be comfy again? I really miss 2015 :(
If you want proof, or more proof, that you are in fact ugly just think about how women tend to look at you...
What games are fun for autistic/aspergers people?
E-girl??
Attributes we find disgusting in guys
Aight, so apparently free will and statistics are illegal now. it really is a clown world after all
Do single girls exist? All my coworkers have boyfriends, the girls i see on social media, the girls on the street...
At least you're not as pathetic as Maddox
ITS ALL OVER Jow Forums
What is r9k majoring in/going to college for?
Have you guys ever tried actually working on yourselves and trying to be positive instead of sitting around being sad...
What the hell does a NEET do all day?
Is male desperation for sex/gf at an all-time high these days or is it just me...
Only a few hours left
Drinking
Girls, you remember my older brother, the virgin who masturbates to Japanese cartoons. Say hi to the girls, user
Why don't you just start working out user?
ROMANTIC THINGS YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR IMAGINARY GF THREAD
How do you find purpose in a world devoid of meaning?
What does living by yourself feel like?
How come every 14-30 year old white girl has a huge ass now?
Fuck college
ITT:Times you lost all hope you had
Aiste was literally responsible for pushing kierk/ritalinbot to suicide
Fembots
Tfw had to become an attention whore myself to finally kill Ritalinbot
Sup robutts anyone want to be friends? Tell me somethin about yourself and drop a discord...
If women like big dick so much, why are there still guys with small dick genes?
Should schizophrenics smoke?
Do femanons here use tampons or pads? Personally...
Where are most robots from? I feel alone here in California
Would you watch a cosplayer fembots stream and donate if all the proceeds went to a nonpartisan charity of the week?
Just warmed my /papas/ in the oven. It's truly a great day to be alive
Feel Bar: Open
Brainlet fembot here
Handwriting
Be honest, robots. do i look good enough to get a date?
Anyone can relate?
Convince a Japanophile why living in the United States is betrer than living in Jaoan
/britfeel/
There is a femanon lurking here right now that took a messy period poop today
Fembots, are you willing to drive/fly to your e-bf? Or do you think he has to come to you instead?
/fitfeels/ tfw no gf edition
Who likes who?
Marrying your wife at 12 years old and consummating the marriage when she reaches 15-16
I like posting anime rec threads on /a/ to piss spergs off. They really need to have sex
How long have you been restoring your foreskin? What methods do you use? How's your progress?
>tfw no yandere gf
Happy birthday user, how do you handle birthdays?
I gave her money. surely she will notice me and fall in love!
Can I be saved?
Can we have a thread hearing robots singing? vocaroo link for anyone interested
NEETS/Hikikomoris are so disgusting. They're nothing but failed products of society
Minecraft
I am worthless no woman will ever want me
How the fuck do normalfags get gf? do they go to the bar and just grab one?
Hehe user caught you staring
Fembot gf sent me this
Nigger hate thread
Goodbye
I'm a fucking loser. I have no life, no money, no nothing. My life has been nothing but mistake after mistake...
Mom is cooking vegetables and rice for dinner
What would you do to me?
You enter your room and discover Belle Delphine on your bed, sitting in a same pose and wearing same clothes as on pic...
How do you ask out girls
Is there any way to rekindle a passion for life after you lose it?
Any robots have a secret inner self or secret life but lead normal life to everyone else ?
Government issued transpuppy
Hey. Im a female
Just spent entire birthday in empty flat, can you cheer me up? ;_;
Do fembots like having their butts touched?
Be me, mild yellow fever
Fembot's feet thread
Remember when this was a incel forum?
Blackbots of Jow Forums
Has any other dropout here tried to go to university at 24? I'm fucking terrified...
Favorite porn sites? im a pornhub normie and its getting boring
Femanons
Music thread
Is there anything more evil than circumcision?
Lil Peep #4
C-can Aiste actually doxx me? I'm having a panic attack
Post images that make you laugh every time
Post AI portraits of your waifu/oneitis
Last thing you ate
Tinder - not a single match
What the fuck does one do with a philosophy degree?
/Creative Robots/
Subbie pill
Maybe Weekly Family Thread Kinda
I want a wife so badly
Welcome to Donald Trump's America that the rest of the world is jealous of. Welcome to his "booming economy"
Becoming trans saved my life
Vocaroo thread
DUDE!
BBC is making us all look like monsters
Any robots in the military or veterans here? I've personally enlisted and am ready to live my best life and adventure
HEY WAGIE, LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEVER GET A RAISE WHEN YOU KEEP LETTING THEM TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR PICTURES
/britfeel/
I'm going to be sitting alone in my room for all eternity. I'm too afraid to do anything else
Why did God drop me in this world of demons?
If you're circumcised your parents when you were born decided to peel off 50% of the surface area of your dick that is...
Why do men talk about their penises so often? You never see women doing that
Spend 4 years getting bachelor's degree
Global Conquest - Red Alert: Session 4
How does sex feels like physically? I mean, how is the sensation of having your penis touching the insides of a vagina?
This is my apple today, that will be two days in a row...
The male orgasm is necessary to create life...
Hey robots. I met a 29yo virgin and I want to fuck him. He likes me
What is your opinion on being drunk/alcohol
Yesterday was 100+ degrees Fahrenheit
What keeps you living? why haven't you ended it?
Fembots, do you want a family?
Thoughts on the trend of females using selfie sticks to take pics of their own asshole in public?
Damn bros, they've kinded of called us out and won
Trains and trips
Bf gets fit
Too shy and quiet to talk to guys
What's the worst pain you've ever felt in your life, anons...
So its the weekend, what are your plans robots?
This is the average Kenyan woman
How can I fuck contrapoints? Do you think she would respond to a cash offer in her DMs?
/r9gay/ - #797
What do you think of findom? I think it's pretty hot desu
Read 'em and weep auts